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LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2018, “It Might Snow.”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following National Weather Service meteorologists forcasts that Nebraskans may experience some winter weather conditions during the remaining winter months of 2018, Lincoln Public Schools had no choice but to close until Spring. We sat down with LPS Superintendent Dr. Steve Joel to discuss the chilling decision. "Our hands were tied." Joel… Continue reading LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2018, “It Might Snow.”

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Meteorologists Warn There Could Be Weather in Nebraska as Early as This Morning

Omaha NE (SN) - Record high temperatures, extreme rainfall, heavy wind, lightning events, and blizzard conditions are all getting their turn in this Nebraska autumn season, leaving meteorologists scratching their heads. "We're just going to start making shit up at this point" admitted Omaha meteorologist Carla Shea-Simonds. "Honestly I don't even have any other options. The… Continue reading Meteorologists Warn There Could Be Weather in Nebraska as Early as This Morning

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16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

Lincoln NE (SN) - As thousands of Nebraska college football fans are still taking their anger towards mother nature to social media after lightning and thunderstorms cancelled Saturday's season opener against Akron, sixteen Husker fans still stand in their assigned seats. "We will not give up on our team this year. Not with Scott Frost… Continue reading 16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

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National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”

SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Swass Warning Number 114 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Wed Jul 11 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Extreme humidity conditions for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Wednesday morning and evening from 0920 AM until early September 1150… Continue reading National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”

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Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is continuing to max out in Lincoln, bringing record highs inside Haymarket basement armpit and ongoing host of "Blazin' Pianos," Brewskey's Food & Spirits on 201 N 8th street. The self described "part concert, part comedy show, and 100% fun experience" has long since offered the sweatiest, most obnoxious, drunk… Continue reading Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”