Okay you fresh fish... listen up. My name is Mr. Nose It All and I am here to tell you how shit works around here. If you haven't met me yet you will soon because I mass add people on Instagram every single day like a lowlife Mary Kay cosmetics consultant. First order of business:… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation
Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley
Lincoln NE (SN) - Over the weekend Lincoln's fanciest bird houses, the Little Free Libraries, became targets by an individual hell bent on spreading messages of hatred across the Capital city when it was discovered that Nazi propaganda had been stuffed inside the free book exchanges. As of this writing the Lincoln Police Department are… Continue reading Bill Moos ‘Fairly Certain’ It Wasn’t Ron Brown Stuffing Libraries with Anti-Semitic Literature
Lincoln NE (SN) - Superstar rocker Tommy Lee has cancelled plans to return to the University of Nebraska - Lincoln next fall to film season 2 of his reality show, "Tommy Lee Goes to College," citing rising tuition rates. "I'm really bummed bro," said a beaten and battered Tommy Lee. "I was super stoked to… Continue reading Tommy Lee Cancels Season 2 of His Reality Show Set at UNL, Cannot Afford Current Tuition Rates
It’s no secret the pressure is on in Lincoln Nebraska for head football coach Scott Frost. With the sold out Spring Game coming up this Saturday, it is definitely a must-win for Frost if he wants to keep his job. Scott Frost enters Saturday's game with Nebraska with zero wins as the head football coach.… Continue reading Spring Game Preview: Is Scott Frost on the Hot Seat?
Lincoln NE (SN) - Following the complete renovation of Yia Yia's Pizza, who underwent scrutiny and pressure from customers after a negative restaurant inspection went viral, the city of Lincoln asked the health department to conduct a deeper review into all businesses in the downtown O street area. The results were captivating, as health inspectors… Continue reading Cockroaches Discovered in Every Downtown Lincoln Business, City of Lincoln to Renovate City of Lincoln
Classically trained Shakespearean actor Samuel Donovan tried something new on Thursday. He spent the lunch hour perfectly reciting all 5 acts of Hamlet in the food court of the Student Union. Sadly, no one even seemed to notice. A professional actor for 35 years, Donovan has graced some of the world’s greatest stages. He is… Continue reading Shakespearean Actor Perfectly Recites Hamlet in the UNL Student Union, No One Even Notices