Controversy, food & dining, sports n snorts

Valentino’s President Resigns After Supporting Iowa Hawkeyes in Leaked Conference Call Audio

Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been a terrible week for mediocre pizza chain higher ups, as an audio file, leaked early Thursday morning, of a recent conference call where Valentino's Pizza company president Tony Messineo praised the Iowa Hawkeyes. "You have to admit it, Iowa has been figuring it out, while we keep paying coaches… Continue reading Valentino’s President Resigns After Supporting Iowa Hawkeyes in Leaked Conference Call Audio

America, patriotism, Technology

Patriotic Nebraskans Celebrate America by Videotaping Fireworks in the Dark

Lincoln NE (SN) - July 4th marks the middle of summer, and Nebraskans are poised to celebrate America with cookouts, beers, and videotaping fireworks in the dark. Lancaster county comptroller Gary Robards predicts this year to be the biggest year yet for taking dark, blurry, videos of fireworks. Says Robards, “We are really excited. There… Continue reading Patriotic Nebraskans Celebrate America by Videotaping Fireworks in the Dark

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

featured, politics, social media

Right Wing Whack-job Achieves the Impossible, Gets Entire Anti-Trump Facebook Thread to Switch Parties

Columbus NE (SN) - 37-year-old landscaper and basic training dropout Davey Johnson accomplished the impossible Tuesday night, convincing a tight knit group of regional Facebook friends to reverse their opposition of President Donald J. Trump and the Republican party with a perfect storm of comments and YouTube links. "I had just gotten done dropping my… Continue reading Right Wing Whack-job Achieves the Impossible, Gets Entire Anti-Trump Facebook Thread to Switch Parties