Gretna NE (SN) - Halloween is almost upon us in the "Not For Everyone" state, and nothing is getting spookier than the dwindling bank accounts of Nebraskan parents, swindled into debt tombs at the state's local pumpkin patch attractions. "You know what's scary? Paying $45 dollars for me and my children to stand in line… Continue reading Vala’s, Roca Berry Farm Pumpkin Patches Compete for Most Expensive Fried Dough
Voyaging as far away from either ocean as you can in the United States of America, you may stumble across Nebraska. We are a simple and proud bunch, after all, we live THE GOOD LIFE. We may be as bland as the white mom one-note chili cooked by one-note white Midwestern moms, but our non-spiced… Continue reading Nebraska Changes Tourism Slogan: “Our Football Team Doesn’t Win and Our Governor Looks Like A Human Cock”
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