A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Help! I just moved here for college, my new roommate and I got too drunk about a week ago and ended up sleeping together. Should... we talk… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/27/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- I am dating someone who I don't agree with politically. Is this a bad reason to dump him? He didn't vote for Trump but he DID vote… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/27/2018

reproduction, Slow Nuesday

Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party

Lincoln NE (SN) - Believing that he was just stopping by for an ordinary dinner with his girlfriend’s parents, 25 year-old Scott Walton was surprised to find out he was at a gender reveal party to find out the sex of his own child, of which, up to this moment, he did not know existed.… Continue reading Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party

food & dining, huge creeps

New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant

Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant