Lincoln NE (SN) - The passing of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dealt a blow to the United States Friday evening, hoisting Ginsburg's powerhouse career into conversations all over the country. "She is finally dead, huh?" Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse told Smell Nebraska reporters. "Phew! I was beginning to think she was going to… Continue reading Republican Ben Sasse Honors Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Flies Tiny Dick at Half Mast
Lincoln NE (SN) - With the controversy surrounding young, dancing, elected officials at it's peak in US history, newly discovered photo evidence is now bringing United States Senator Deb Fischer (R-NE) to the limelight. The image from a high school prom, leaked by an anonymous former classmate, shows the [then] 16 year old Senator in… Continue reading Photo Surfaces of High School Junior Deb Fischer Sitting Alone at Prom, Never Asked to Dance by Anyone
Lincoln NE (SN) - In a campaign ad, Senator Deb Fischer proudly proclaims that they call her “blunt” in Washington. A quick survey of her colleagues shows that is not exactly true. “I don’t know about ‘blunt,’ says Senate Minority Leader Chuck Shumer (D-NY). “We call her something very close to that, but not ‘blunt.’… Continue reading Deb Fischer Mistakenly Believes They Call Her “Blunt” in Washington
Washington D.C. (SN) - On Tuesday, in a congressional hearing lasting for over 5 hours, Senators Deb Fischer (R., Neb), Ben Sasse (R., Neb) and over 40 of their prankster colleagues questioned Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the recent failings of his company. Unbeknownst to the general public, before the hearing began each Senator agreed… Continue reading Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”
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