failed businesses, total failure

Tumbleweed Family Excited to Blow Around the Empty Railyard

Lincoln NE (SN) - A family of four tumbleweeds were discovered blowing around in the uninhabited Railyard development Tuesday morning, even making their way to the vacant third floor, where the Rule G Night Club recently closed forever. The rapey frat bar was one of few remaining tenants dating from the development project's grand opening… Continue reading Tumbleweed Family Excited to Blow Around the Empty Railyard

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Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation

Okay you fresh fish... listen up. My name is Mr. Nose It All and I am here to tell you how shit works around here. If you haven't met me yet you will soon because I mass add people on Instagram every single day like a lowlife Mary Kay cosmetics consultant. First order of business:… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation

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Railyard’s Gate 25 Ups Eleven Minute Wait for Bartender to Serve You to Full Half Hour, Staff Busy on Facebook

Lincoln NE (SN) - Several reports from concerned patrons flooded the official Smell Nebraska email servers over the weekend claiming that Gate 25 Bar and Restaurant, a fixture of the now failing Railyard location, now serves customers at the bar after at an alarming thirty minutes of waiting, which is almost triple the usual ten… Continue reading Railyard’s Gate 25 Ups Eleven Minute Wait for Bartender to Serve You to Full Half Hour, Staff Busy on Facebook