entertainment, omaha

CenturyLink Center to be Renamed “For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here Center”

Omaha NE (SN) - Low attendance numbers and an overall lack of enthusiasm for arena shows in general has lead the CenturyLink Center to changing its name to "For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here" Center. Numerous buildings have changed names recently, as The Creighton Medical Center announced that they are changing… Continue reading CenturyLink Center to be Renamed “For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here Center”

politics, Sniff The Vote

Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer

Omaha NE (SN) - The Reptilians, a sect of lizard people living among us, have officially endorsed Taylor Royal (R) for Nebraska State Treasurer. The Reptilian spokesthing, Glabnar Svvvevyn, issued a statement on Thursday afternoon. “We feel that Taylor Royal is the best human for the job of Nebraska State Treasurer,” said Svvvevyn. “He is… Continue reading Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer

music, TLDRsdays

Walmart Employees Tired of Hopeful Musicians Performing in the Store

Omaha NE (SN) - Walmart employees are sick and tired of the parade of musicians performing in their store. Spurred on by the recent success of “Yodeling Boy,” hundreds of wanna-be musicians have flocked to Walmart to record their talents and try to make it big. Yodeling Boy, whose real name is Mason Ramsey, recently… Continue reading Walmart Employees Tired of Hopeful Musicians Performing in the Store

crime, the paranormal

Police and Paranormal Investigators Have No Answers For Missing SUV at 13th and Jackson Cubby’s Gas Station

Omaha NE (SN) - It started out as any other night for Claire Robinson. She was out running some errands Sunday night, hoping to get home before the start of “This Is Us.” She pulled into an ordinary parking stall at the Cubby’s gas station at 13th and Jackson in Omaha. Robinson left the vehicle… Continue reading Police and Paranormal Investigators Have No Answers For Missing SUV at 13th and Jackson Cubby’s Gas Station

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Nebraska’s Weird Creeps Excited for Girls State High School Basketball Because They “Love Sports”

Sports ‘n Snorts | Lincoln NE (SN) - The girls state high school basketball tournament is in full swing attracting thousands of basketball fans and dozens of weird creeps. “This and state volleyball are my favorite times of the year,” says Marvin Daniels (age 46). “I really enjoy the competition and the games. Good games.… Continue reading Nebraska’s Weird Creeps Excited for Girls State High School Basketball Because They “Love Sports”

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Omaha Cocaine Dealers Petition Mayor’s Office For Darker Bathrooms

Omaha NE (SN) - On Monday, Omaha’s cocaine dealers gathered together to petition the mayor’s office to enact an ordinance to make the city’s bathrooms darker. “We stand here today to ask mayor for one thing, to make our bathrooms darker again!” says infamous coke dealer Tyrone Harris, know as T-Dawg on the street. “It’s… Continue reading Omaha Cocaine Dealers Petition Mayor’s Office For Darker Bathrooms