Lincoln NE (SN) - It is primary election day in Nebraska, and the >1% of the population that are registered voters are ecstatic, but not as floored as the >1% of THAT number that will actually be voting today. Today they will change the political climate in Nebraska forever. "I've got my cutest outfit on,… Continue reading 700 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You
Omaha NE (SN) - The Reptilians, a sect of lizard people living among us, have officially endorsed Taylor Royal (R) for Nebraska State Treasurer. The Reptilian spokesthing, Glabnar Svvvevyn, issued a statement on Thursday afternoon. “We feel that Taylor Royal is the best human for the job of Nebraska State Treasurer,” said Svvvevyn. “He is… Continue reading Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer
It’s no secret the pressure is on in Lincoln Nebraska for head football coach Scott Frost. With the sold out Spring Game coming up this Saturday, it is definitely a must-win for Frost if he wants to keep his job. Scott Frost enters Saturday's game with Nebraska with zero wins as the head football coach.… Continue reading Spring Game Preview: Is Scott Frost on the Hot Seat?
Lincoln NE (SN) - Following the complete renovation of Yia Yia's Pizza, who underwent scrutiny and pressure from customers after a negative restaurant inspection went viral, the city of Lincoln asked the health department to conduct a deeper review into all businesses in the downtown O street area. The results were captivating, as health inspectors… Continue reading Cockroaches Discovered in Every Downtown Lincoln Business, City of Lincoln to Renovate City of Lincoln
Washington D.C. (SN) - On Tuesday, in a congressional hearing lasting for over 5 hours, Senators Deb Fischer (R., Neb), Ben Sasse (R., Neb) and over 40 of their prankster colleagues questioned Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the recent failings of his company. Unbeknownst to the general public, before the hearing began each Senator agreed… Continue reading Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”
Lincoln NE (SN) - Renovations to the Haymarket are now underway as construction crews have started replacing the historical buffalo brick roads and sidewalks with modern concrete at various intersections in the area. This is part of the $1.5 million sidewalk improvement project approved in early March that has stirred controversy among some outspoken local… Continue reading Local Businesses Devastated by Haymarket Road and Sidewalk Improvements
Lincoln NE (SN) - Hobby Lobby will be opening a second Lincoln location by the end of the summer, replacing current tenant Valentino's pizza in the UNL Student Union food court on campus. The craft store announcement comes just days after news of Chick-fil-A and Steak 'n Shake franchises opening in the space currently owned by… Continue reading Valentino’s to Lose Spot at UNL Union for Hobby Lobby