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Lincoln Woman Still Adding 400+ Videos to “2018 Year in Review” Instagram Story

Lincoln NE (SN) - It was a shitty year for most, (minus the hardest hitting real news source on the web,) but 2018 was reportedly hardest on 27 year old Rebekah Sharples. "The year was looking promising until March, when Steven Hawking and the guy who played "Bozo the Clown" were both taken from us,"… Continue reading Lincoln Woman Still Adding 400+ Videos to “2018 Year in Review” Instagram Story

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Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

McClean, VA (SN) - The homeless population in downtown Lincoln is seeing the light of the end of the tunnel in regards to Summer heat indexes, and what cooler news than finding out a few of their own are being flown all expenses to McClean, VA to accept an award. Mars Candy Incorporated has reportedly… Continue reading Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

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Woman’s “I Woke up in Beastmode” Status Update Only Involved Getting to Work on Time

Lincoln NE (SN) - Friday morning was a big day for local woman Claire Bennett as she reportedly “Woke up in beast mode,” even though the only thing she accomplished was showing up to work on time. The term, “Beastmode,” is usually reserved for describing the act of accomplishing many goals or objectives in a… Continue reading Woman’s “I Woke up in Beastmode” Status Update Only Involved Getting to Work on Time