A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Via Instagram DM: How do you know if someone is really into you or not? -@macxaroni Dear common eighth grader: The answer is in your grasps. We… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

food challenges, pizza week

Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

Lincoln NE (SN) - American actor and television personality Adam Richman will be passing through the capital city later this week in lieu of his recently announced "Food Challenge Tour" of the Midwest. The former host of Travel Channel's "Man v. Food" has responded to an outpouring of tweets from Nebraskans challenging him to finish… Continue reading Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

deck the halls, taxpayer dollars

Downtown Lincoln Association Approves Random Numbered Christmas Decorations for 2018

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Downtown Lincoln Association has approved a measure to decorate O street with random numbered Christmas decorations for the 11th year in a row. “We find these confusing illuminated numbers really fill people with holiday spirit," said spokesperson Betty Johnson. "People drive from miles around to look at the numbers and… Continue reading Downtown Lincoln Association Approves Random Numbered Christmas Decorations for 2018

cold brews, politics

Lame Duck Mayor Beutler All out of Fucks to Give

Lincoln NE (SN) - On election day, 53% of the city voted in favor of the amendment meticulously crafted by his opponents to keep mayor Chris Beutler from running for his forth term, and the 51st Mayor of Lincoln has reportedly checked out mentally. "The economy is doing great, Lincoln is growing, and thriving as… Continue reading Lame Duck Mayor Beutler All out of Fucks to Give

lincoln is a music city, memes

Night Push Continues to Pump Out Lincoln’s Best Sounding Facebook Memes

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a world where a video of a baby panda sneezing gets you 300 likes on Facebook while your upcoming show at the Royal Grove gets a single like from your mom, Lincoln rock band Night Push seems to have cracked the code. "A couple years ago, I just started making… Continue reading Night Push Continues to Pump Out Lincoln’s Best Sounding Facebook Memes

cold brews, downtown lincoln

Dutch Uncle Closes, Reopens with New Management as “When You Fart Under the Covers Tavern”

Lincoln NE (SN) - After two years of brews, pinball, and run-off creeps from the Night Before Lounge, the Dutch Uncle is closing it's doors for good. "It was just time" said a former bartender. "I'll never forget those Rick and Morty viewing parties though." The property, located at 317 S 11th street, was quick… Continue reading Dutch Uncle Closes, Reopens with New Management as “When You Fart Under the Covers Tavern”

halloween, political correctness

“Pissy, Know-It-All, Offended, Social Justice Warrior” Deemed Only Non-Offensive Halloween Costume

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is Halloween in the Star City, and drunken college students are eagerly putting the finishing touches to a wild array of costumes to wear downtown tonight so that one of their friends on social media can become horribly offended. "Oh you're a breathalyzer. Well, as someone that has gotten three… Continue reading “Pissy, Know-It-All, Offended, Social Justice Warrior” Deemed Only Non-Offensive Halloween Costume