road rage, traffic report

Entirety of 27th Street Lincoln to Be Reduced to a Single Lane Construction Zone Forever

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln road workers have been busy on many of the city's major arteries of commute for months, resulting in a slew of complaints about slow traffic, and Lincoln city officials wondering if the progress should stay permanent to avoid backlash. "I guess their reasoning is, if it stays shitty forever, it… Continue reading Entirety of 27th Street Lincoln to Be Reduced to a Single Lane Construction Zone Forever

politics, poop

Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer

Lincoln NE (SN) - It seems that Senator Deb Fischer (R-NE) has been making some shitty decisions lately, including public defecation. Fischer was identified by LPD a little over two weeks after the Eastridge Pool in Lincoln shared some surveillance footage of the notorious "pool pooper" on their Facebook page. "We are happy the mystery… Continue reading Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer

real estate, white people

Developers Plant 76 Million Dollar “Magic Beans” on Corner of 9th and O

Lincoln NE (SN) - Early last week the development group working to erect the luxury hotel tower on the corner of 9th and O street announced they would be scrapping the entire project for a "smaller project." Smell Nebraska sat down with John Klimpel of Lincoln Hotel Group to discuss the sudden change of plans.… Continue reading Developers Plant 76 Million Dollar “Magic Beans” on Corner of 9th and O

sports n snorts, total failure

Well… Fuck.

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Cornhuskers lost to the Purdue Boilermakers 42-28 on Saturday, the 7th straight loss at home. After an early 7-0 lead, Nebraska surrendered 27 unanswered points to eventually fall to the Boilermakers who are now 2-3. Nebraska is now winless on the year, with games against powerhouses Wisconsin, Ohio State,… Continue reading Well… Fuck.

GBR, sports n snorts

Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once and for all for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

crime, lincoln is a music city

Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Friday/Saturday Night

Tuesday, September 25th, 2018 - 8:06 am: Kill me. Somehow that "Elk Creek Water" at Sandy's sent my BAC to some aggravated level, so I was tased and arrested by LPD Thursday night after "allegedly" breaking into someone's basement on 9th street. The arresting officer reported I shit my pants while crying about "Zyklon Bees" or… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Friday/Saturday Night

sports n snorts

Nebraska Football Adds Bethune-Cookman to the Schedule, Nebraska Can Now Win at Least One Game

Lincoln NE (SN) - Nebraska Athletic Director Bill Moos has announced that Nebraska will play FCS Bethune-Cookman on October 27th, in a last ditch effort to win a game this season. “At this point it’s our only chance for a win,” says Moos. “Have you seen our team lately? Sure we have had some bad… Continue reading Nebraska Football Adds Bethune-Cookman to the Schedule, Nebraska Can Now Win at Least One Game