food & dining, Slow Nuesday

Food Review: O’Rourke’s Popcorn Dish

After severe disappointment from both Marcus Theatre and the Colby Ridge Gourmet Popcorn Store, this week my quest for the ultimate popcorn meal led me to O'Rourke's Tavern on 1329 O Street. The establishment had off street parking, which can be a chore in downtown Lincoln, but is also usually a sign that you are… Continue reading Food Review: O’Rourke’s Popcorn Dish

politics, Sniff The Vote

Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary

Lincoln NE (SN) - Sean Flowerday, Democratic candidate for the District 1 County Commissioner seat, held a press conference Monday morning promising to end his negative campaign ads as Tuesday's state primary election approaches. "I've had a lot of comments from concerned constituents regarding my negative ads and promotional photos, namely my intimidating, soul-less glare."… Continue reading Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary

food & dining, sandwich week

DN Columnist Enters Witness Protection After Negative Review of Sips & Subs Sandwich

Lincoln NE (SN) - The FBI was rushed to the star city over the weekend to place a Daily Nebraskan columnist in protective custody after a negative review of a Reuben sandwich at Sips & Subs created massive backlash. UNL student Karin Ellefson rated the popular menu item a 2.5 out of 5, adding that… Continue reading DN Columnist Enters Witness Protection After Negative Review of Sips & Subs Sandwich

From the editor, opinions

Opinion: Adulting is Hard When You Use Stupid Fucking Made Up Words Like “Adulting”

Let's face it. Being an adult is not fire emoji. Sure you slip your TOMS slip-ons on one after the other like everyone else, but you're a different kind of grown up, the kind that takes a few Instagrams of your cat before zipping your fixed gear over to Open Harvest on your commute to… Continue reading Opinion: Adulting is Hard When You Use Stupid Fucking Made Up Words Like “Adulting”

digestive health, food & dining, TLDRsdays

Lincoln Man Eats Entire D’Leon’s Beans Burrito Without Getting Diarrhea

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Mexican food drive-thru game changed forever Wednesday night when a local diner completed an entire beans burrito from D'Leon's without even a shred of regret or digestive problems the next morning. Timmy "Iron Colon" McMillan, who previously gained notoriety in Lancaster county with his "Long John Silvers August Challenge"… Continue reading Lincoln Man Eats Entire D’Leon’s Beans Burrito Without Getting Diarrhea

music, political correctness

Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson

Lincoln NE (SN) - Star city four piece rock outfit Bogusman achieved ultimate political correctness Monday when they announced they will be eliminating the gender bias behind their moniker by changing their band name to Bogusperson. Singer and guitar player Nate Luginbill had this to say: "The music community in Lincoln is finally moving in… Continue reading Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson

food & dining, huge creeps

New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant

Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant