gaming, homophobia, politics

Mayoral Runner-Up Returning to Job as Villain in Nintendo Boxing Game

Kyoto Japan (SN) - With her dreams of becoming mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska completely smashed to pieces Tuesday night, former one-term city councilwoman Cyndi Lamm must return to her lifelong career of being an evil boxer in a Nintendo game. "We allowed Lamm to take a sabbatical from our game to pursue her dreams of… Continue reading Mayoral Runner-Up Returning to Job as Villain in Nintendo Boxing Game

natural disasters, sweets 'n treats

C and L Dairy Sweet Patrons Reflect on the One Time They Almost Went There

Lincoln NE (SN) - God went all Sim City and took out a tiny square with a tornado early Sunday evening, resulting in the destruction of C and L Sweet ice cream stand, operated near Pioneers Park. Fortunately the employees escaped from the 40 year-old business just moments before the storm approached Pioneers Park. Lincolnites… Continue reading C and L Dairy Sweet Patrons Reflect on the One Time They Almost Went There

politics, potholes

Cyndi Lamm Begins Work on the South Lincoln Beltway

Lincoln NE (SN) - In an effort to prove she is the right pick to be Lincoln’s next mayor, Cyndi Lamm began work on the much anticipated South Lincoln Beltway. “Lincoln has dragged it’s feet on this project for too long. It’s time someone actually did something about it and that someone is me.” Lamm,… Continue reading Cyndi Lamm Begins Work on the South Lincoln Beltway

crime, hot wings

Watering Hole Moving Fourth Location from Haymarket to Lancaster County Jail

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln inmates are in for a treat as the Watering Hole will be moving their fourth location to the Lancaster County Department of Corrections, located on 3801 West O Street. "This part of the cell block hasn't normally had any options in terms of casual fine dining," smiled Alfonzo Patterson, prisoner… Continue reading Watering Hole Moving Fourth Location from Haymarket to Lancaster County Jail

food challenges, pizza week

Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

Lincoln NE (SN) - American actor and television personality Adam Richman will be passing through the capital city later this week in lieu of his recently announced "Food Challenge Tour" of the Midwest. The former host of Travel Channel's "Man v. Food" has responded to an outpouring of tweets from Nebraskans challenging him to finish… Continue reading Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

deck the halls, taxpayer dollars

Downtown Lincoln Association Approves Random Numbered Christmas Decorations for 2018

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Downtown Lincoln Association has approved a measure to decorate O street with random numbered Christmas decorations for the 11th year in a row. “We find these confusing illuminated numbers really fill people with holiday spirit," said spokesperson Betty Johnson. "People drive from miles around to look at the numbers and… Continue reading Downtown Lincoln Association Approves Random Numbered Christmas Decorations for 2018

lincoln is a music city, memes

Night Push Continues to Pump Out Lincoln’s Best Sounding Facebook Memes

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a world where a video of a baby panda sneezing gets you 300 likes on Facebook while your upcoming show at the Royal Grove gets a single like from your mom, Lincoln rock band Night Push seems to have cracked the code. "A couple years ago, I just started making… Continue reading Night Push Continues to Pump Out Lincoln’s Best Sounding Facebook Memes