Lincoln NE (SN) - The first signs of spring have sprung, and Lincolnites everywhere rejoice that they can finally stop complaining about everything. “It’s been a long, hard winter for sure,” says fed up Lincoln resident Barry Tatum. “I sure am worn out, but they should have got those snowplows out sooner during that big… Continue reading Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything
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Lame Duck Mayor Beutler All out of Fucks to Give
Lincoln NE (SN) - On election day, 53% of the city voted in favor of the amendment meticulously crafted by his opponents to keep mayor Chris Beutler from running for his forth term, and the 51st Mayor of Lincoln has reportedly checked out mentally. "The economy is doing great, Lincoln is growing, and thriving as… Continue reading Lame Duck Mayor Beutler All out of Fucks to Give
Complete Idiots Think Our Articles Are Real – Here’s How You Can Help
Did you know that every time you "Like" one of our Instagram photos, Facebook posts, or Twitter Tweets, a loving warmth rushes over our the editorial staff? Suddenly all of their hard work wasn't for nothing, and the post-lunch slump of their shift at Nelnet is just a little less shitty as fuck. Did you… Continue reading Complete Idiots Think Our Articles Are Real – Here’s How You Can Help
Cursed VHS from “the Ring” Rumored to be found at Lincoln’s Gameroom
Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been reported that the death-cursed VHS tape featured on the 2002 film "The Ring" that rolls creepy images meshed together with clips of a little girl being thrown into a well to die leaving the viewer with just seven days to live had somehow landed in the expansive VHS… Continue reading Cursed VHS from “the Ring” Rumored to be found at Lincoln’s Gameroom