By the time you are sitting on your toilet reading this, it is likely 3:15pm. I know you were up all night drinking vodka Monster energy drink cocktails. I hope you slept well. Your six hour shift at Wendy's starts at 4pm, so take your time. Enjoy this BM. Shit until your legs are numb.… Continue reading So You’re the Asshole That Is Already Firing off Fireworks
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Downtown Lincoln Association has approved a measure to decorate O street with random numbered Christmas decorations for the 11th year in a row. “We find these confusing illuminated numbers really fill people with holiday spirit," said spokesperson Betty Johnson. "People drive from miles around to look at the numbers and… Continue reading Downtown Lincoln Association Approves Random Numbered Christmas Decorations for 2018
Smell Nebraska here with some super hot tips on an incredible Memorial Day weekend! It sounds like it is going to be a scorcher so get ready to party hearty! Tip #1: Do not leave your house, and certainly don't do any activities of any sort and post about them to your social media. You… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Tips for a Perfect Memorial Day Weekend
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