halloween, political correctness

“Pissy, Know-It-All, Offended, Social Justice Warrior” Deemed Only Non-Offensive Halloween Costume

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is Halloween in the Star City, and drunken college students are eagerly putting the finishing touches to a wild array of costumes to wear downtown tonight so that one of their friends on social media can become horribly offended. "Oh you're a breathalyzer. Well, as someone that has gotten three… Continue reading “Pissy, Know-It-All, Offended, Social Justice Warrior” Deemed Only Non-Offensive Halloween Costume

halloween, Slow Nuesday

Vala’s, Roca Berry Farm Pumpkin Patches Compete for Most Expensive Fried Dough

Gretna NE (SN) - Halloween is almost upon us in the "Not For Everyone" state, and nothing is getting spookier than the dwindling bank accounts of Nebraskan parents, swindled into debt tombs at the state's local pumpkin patch attractions. "You know what's scary? Paying $45 dollars for me and my children to stand in line… Continue reading Vala’s, Roca Berry Farm Pumpkin Patches Compete for Most Expensive Fried Dough

sports n snorts, the paranormal

2018 Husker Team Cursed by 300 Year Old Local Witch

Lincoln NE (SN) - The 300 year old witch who lives under Memorial Stadium has confessed to putting a curse on the Husker football team. At a press conference held near the woolly mammoth statue in front of Morrill Hall, Cornelva made her wicked plot known. “The Nebraska Cornhuskers will indeed fall prey to hype… Continue reading 2018 Husker Team Cursed by 300 Year Old Local Witch