Lincoln NE (SN) - Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts held a press conference Wednesday morning, announcing that he had made the scientific conclusion that cannabis was, in fact, so dangerous, that it will now be Nebraska's lone method of execution. "In recent years, the use of K2, a synthetic form of marijuana, has spread in Nebraska… Continue reading Ricketts Deems Marijuana so Dangerous It Is the New Death Penalty Drug
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Smell Nebraska Unveils PETE RICKETTS WEEK
Greetings bald, thumb/cock skull enthusiasts! Smell Nebraska has reluctantly dedicated this week to Nebraska's 40th Governor. We aren't sure why. Stay tuned throughout the week for #smellpricketts coverage old and new, and please, honor and share the hash tag. -Editor
235,497 Lincolnites Choose Not to Vote on Whether or Not Their Taxes Will Increase
Lincoln NE (SN) - As Lincoln's 2019 primary election comes to an end, the race of mayoral favorites and city council hopefuls culminates with obvious winners and losers. The biggest losers being the 17% that voted yes (or no) to an increase in sales tax for roads repair who now have to read complaints about… Continue reading 235,497 Lincolnites Choose Not to Vote on Whether or Not Their Taxes Will Increase
Fortenberry Interns Forced to Call Thousands of People Who Liked the Googley-Eyed Fartenberry Facebook Picture
Lincoln NE (SN) - Interns for Congressman Jeff Fortenberry have had a busy weekend, as they have been forced to call each individual who liked a picture on Facebook of a vandalized Fortenberry campaign sign. “It’s been a long weekend,” says staff intern Ben Samuels. “I have to figure out who these people are, their… Continue reading Fortenberry Interns Forced to Call Thousands of People Who Liked the Googley-Eyed Fartenberry Facebook Picture
Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer
Lincoln NE (SN) - It seems that Senator Deb Fischer (R-NE) has been making some shitty decisions lately, including public defecation. Fischer was identified by LPD a little over two weeks after the Eastridge Pool in Lincoln shared some surveillance footage of the notorious "pool pooper" on their Facebook page. "We are happy the mystery… Continue reading Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer
State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar
Lincoln NE (SN) - With all of the painstaking and thankless work dumped in the laps of our state Government employees, state auditor Charlie Janssen has one dream: To convert a currently vacant room in the state legislature into a sports bar. "See we can buy like 20 flat screen TV's, throw a cooler over… Continue reading State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar