failed businesses, total failure

Tumbleweed Family Excited to Blow Around the Empty Railyard

Lincoln NE (SN) - A family of four tumbleweeds were discovered blowing around in the uninhabited Railyard development Tuesday morning, even making their way to the vacant third floor, where the Rule G Night Club recently closed forever. The rapey frat bar was one of few remaining tenants dating from the development project's grand opening… Continue reading Tumbleweed Family Excited to Blow Around the Empty Railyard

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Via Instagram DM: How do you know if someone is really into you or not? -@macxaroni Dear common eighth grader: The answer is in your grasps. We… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

downtown lincoln, food & dining

Tam O’Shanter’s Carpeted Walls Live to See Another Sad Drunk Person

Lincoln NE (SN) - Just days after the announcement of closing, a buyer has emerged from the shadows proving to the city of Lincoln that the dimly lit Tam O'Shanter bar and steakhouse will never die. "They had an auction scheduled for this upcoming Sunday and everything. Nice try!" said the buyer. "You aren't going… Continue reading Tam O’Shanter’s Carpeted Walls Live to See Another Sad Drunk Person

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Help! I just moved here for college, my new roommate and I got too drunk about a week ago and ended up sleeping together. Should... we talk… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

christian, easter, jesus

Smell Nebraska Posts Last Article Ever, Thanks Subscribers

Lincoln NE (SN) - After three grueling months of publication, sixty five articles, 45 thousand readers, and two lame ass legal threats from soon-to-be unemployed Gate 25 employees, Smell Nebraska is posting our last article. Smell Nebraska will be re-branding as an art collective/skate park/local micropub/music venue/diy space/first Friday location/place that "hip" moms and dads… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Posts Last Article Ever, Thanks Subscribers