childhood obesity, pizza week

11 Year Old Boy Airlifted from Valentino’s Buffet in Apparent Buttermilk Ranch Overdose

Lincoln NE (SN) - A father/son outing turned tragic Thursday evening as 11 year old Timmy Hauser was flown by helicopter from Valentino's Buffet to the Bryan LGH West Child ICU in a now confirmed overdose of buttermilk ranch dressing. "One minute we were cracking jokes over our twenty first slices of pizza, the next… Continue reading 11 Year Old Boy Airlifted from Valentino’s Buffet in Apparent Buttermilk Ranch Overdose

local music, pizza week

Darren Keen Set to Release an EP Recorded Using Only Yia Yia’s Food and Utensils

Lincoln NE (SN) - Local musician Darren Keen is set to release a new 6 song EP recorded using only food and utensils found at Yia Yia’s restaurant. The EP, entitled “OW! My Mouth!,” is set to be released in February on Orange Dick Records, incorporates a new and unique recording method, and may usher… Continue reading Darren Keen Set to Release an EP Recorded Using Only Yia Yia’s Food and Utensils

food & dining, pizza week

Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza

This week my quest for the ultimate slice led me to Papa Murphy's Take 'N' Bake Pizza at 4500 S 70th St. Unfortunately I hit a snag pretty early in the evening as my shitty rear wheel drive Mustang got stuck on the residential road just a block from my mom's due to extreme ice… Continue reading Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza

food challenges, pizza week

Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

Lincoln NE (SN) - American actor and television personality Adam Richman will be passing through the capital city later this week in lieu of his recently announced "Food Challenge Tour" of the Midwest. The former host of Travel Channel's "Man v. Food" has responded to an outpouring of tweets from Nebraskans challenging him to finish… Continue reading Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

drunk white people, pizza week

Ramos Pizza Delivery Driver Claims to have Delivered Pizza to Sober Person

Lincoln NE (SN) - With some going as far as to say it is a "holiday miracle," a 19 year-old Ramos Pizza delivery driver is claiming to have completed a delivery late Saturday night to a recipient who was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. "They tipped and everything" said Paul Fink,… Continue reading Ramos Pizza Delivery Driver Claims to have Delivered Pizza to Sober Person

food safety, politics

CDC Romaine Lettuce Warning Revealed as Ploy to Keep Vegan Socialist Granddaughter from Family Thanksgiving

Atlanta GA (SN) - Less than 24 hours after the Center of Disease Control and Prevention announced a multi-state outbreak of E. coli producing romaine lettuce, scientists have discovered that the only real sickness was some politically induced family drama. "I'll tell you what makes me sick at the dinner table" said disgruntled CDC investigator… Continue reading CDC Romaine Lettuce Warning Revealed as Ploy to Keep Vegan Socialist Granddaughter from Family Thanksgiving

school lunches, smell the kids

Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again

Beatrice NE (SN) - A Beatrice elementary school is in a stockpot of hot water Friday as news broke of the school cafeteria serving a non-vegan, non-gluten-free chili to their students. This news comes just days after the discovery that a junior/senior high school in the Panhandle had served a kangaroo meat chili earlier this… Continue reading Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again