school lunches, smell the kids

Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again

Beatrice NE (SN) - A Beatrice elementary school is in a stockpot of hot water Friday as news broke of the school cafeteria serving a non-vegan, non-gluten-free chili to their students. This news comes just days after the discovery that a junior/senior high school in the Panhandle had served a kangaroo meat chili earlier this… Continue reading Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again

food & dining

Hurts Donut Lincoln Unveiling New Donut That Doesn’t Completely Destroy the Roof of Your Mouth

Lincoln NE (SN) - Fried confection scientists at Hurts Donut Company's Lincoln location announced Wednesday that they had finally mastered a new donut recipe that won't completely tear up the roof of your mouth on the first bite rendering the entire experience very unpleasant. Smell Nebraska reporters sat down with head baker Nancy Spaulding at… Continue reading Hurts Donut Lincoln Unveiling New Donut That Doesn’t Completely Destroy the Roof of Your Mouth

A Penny For Your Snoughts

Mr. Nose It All Presents: 3 Hot Labor Day Tips

Good morning you miserable bastard. How good of Nelnet to give you the day off for Labor day. I heard they only did that for you! You better get on social media if you haven't already to tout your well deserved three day weekend. I'm here to give you some pointers on how to get… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: 3 Hot Labor Day Tips

food & dining, white people

Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar

This week my quest for the ultimate bite led me to the Old Navy Snack Bar at 2950 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking, as the Old Navy Snack Bar is a part of the SouthPointe Pavillions. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a… Continue reading Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar

Smellthy Living, TLDRsdays

Lancaster County Restaurant Inspections, 8/2/2018

Smell Nebraska's interns have issued unenforceable food enforcement warnings to: Andy's Express Convenience Store, 2500 Wildcat Drive. Cashier found chatting loudly on flip phone to someone about Stranger Things season 1 as if it hasn't been out for two years, slot to insert "chip" card reader taped over with note saying "no chip" in three year… Continue reading Lancaster County Restaurant Inspections, 8/2/2018

food & dining, TLDRsdays

Food Review: South Pointe Food Court

This week my quest for the ultimate shopping mall food court led me to the South Pointe Mall Food Court at 3000 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a half spots. I tried not to let it… Continue reading Food Review: South Pointe Food Court

condiments, fashion, shame

Grown Man Wears Sriracha Sauce Label T-shirt Out In Public

Grand Island NE (SN) - In a move bewildering to all who witnessed it, a grown man was seen wearing a bright red Sriracha sauce label t-shirt out in public. It was a rare sighting of a t-shirt design that was thought to have been extinct. The t-shirt, which should only have been used as… Continue reading Grown Man Wears Sriracha Sauce Label T-shirt Out In Public