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Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary

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Lincoln NE (SN) - Sean Flowerday, Democratic candidate for the District 1 County Commissioner seat, held a press conference Monday morning promising to end his negative campaign ads as Tuesday's state primary election approaches. "I've had a lot of comments from concerned constituents regarding my negative ads and promotional photos, namely my intimidating, soul-less glare."… Continue reading Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary

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Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month

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Lincoln NE (SN) - Like the German blitzkreig of World War II, Allo’s forces continue to sweep across Lincoln yards, digging holes and ruining flowerbeds all over town. Everyday, new holes are dug to lay high-tech fiber optic cable, everyday some old lady’s yard gets chewed up a little bit. So far nothing has seemed… Continue reading Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month