GBR, sports n snorts

Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once and for all for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Slow Nuesday, sports n snorts

16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

Lincoln NE (SN) - As thousands of Nebraska college football fans are still taking their anger towards mother nature to social media after lightning and thunderstorms cancelled Saturday's season opener against Akron, sixteen Husker fans still stand in their assigned seats. "We will not give up on our team this year. Not with Scott Frost… Continue reading 16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

candy, the homeless

Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

McClean, VA (SN) - The homeless population in downtown Lincoln is seeing the light of the end of the tunnel in regards to Summer heat indexes, and what cooler news than finding out a few of their own are being flown all expenses to McClean, VA to accept an award. Mars Candy Incorporated has reportedly… Continue reading Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

Immigration, TRUMP AMERICA

Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

O'Neill NE (SN) - This Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in O'Neill raided a local tomato greenhouse complex, a potato processing facility, and a cattle feedlot. The result was the detaining of dozens of workers, bringing the statewide number up to 133 workers suspected of being in the country illegally. While this week's news sparked… Continue reading Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

crime, huskers, sports n snorts

Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

agriculture, children, Immigration

12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

Grand Island NE (SN) - In a Nation divided over the debate of immigration policy, one Midwestern demographic is standing together against the neighbors to the South: Sixth grade Nebraskan children, working their first ever job as a corn detasseler. Corn is detasseled by removing the immature pollen-producing bodies, the tassel, from the tops of… Continue reading 12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

failed businesses, nostalgia, shopping

38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln's Toys 'R' Us is closing their doors for good this Friday, leaving many adults reflecting and mourning what is being called "the death of the toy store." The store, located at 5220 N. 27th St, is among most remaining stores across the nation to close it's doors after Toys 'R' Us… Continue reading 38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up