jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

grocery stores, sadness

Ideal Grocery Still Burned Down

Lincoln NE (SN) - One of the difficult responsibilities that accompany being the most reliable source of news in Nebraska is delivering the stories that hurt. We'll just come out with it. We visited the location where Ideal Grocery burned down on May 19th, 2016, and it is still burned down. The former local grocery… Continue reading Ideal Grocery Still Burned Down

politics, Sniff The Vote

700 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is primary election day in Nebraska, and the >1% of the population that are registered voters are ecstatic, but not as floored as the >1% of THAT number that will actually be voting today. Today they will change the political climate in Nebraska forever. "I've got my cutest outfit on,… Continue reading 700 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

2 Duffy's Articles In A Row, Slow Nuesday

Local Comic Leaves Entire Comedy Scene Dumbstruck by Telling a Joke That Isn’t Self-deprecating or About Weed

Lincoln NE (SN) - Monday night local audiences at Duffy’s were left speechless when local amateur comedian Larry Russell, 38, told a joke that didn’t involve anything about what an ugly loser he was or how he sometimes enjoyed recreational marijuana use. Russell started his 5 minute routine with a joke about his cat trying… Continue reading Local Comic Leaves Entire Comedy Scene Dumbstruck by Telling a Joke That Isn’t Self-deprecating or About Weed

celebrities, music

Jackass’ Steve-O Snubs Band Blét, Says Band Name Steals “Signature Gag Puke Noise”

Lincoln NE (SN) - An otherwise successful album release show at Duffy's was temporarily derailed Saturday when actor and stunt performer Stephen Gilchrist Glover, better known by his stage name Steve-O, stormed on stage and had a melt down. Yanking a microphone off of a mic stand and blocking supporting act Sleep Sinatra from beginning their set,… Continue reading Jackass’ Steve-O Snubs Band Blét, Says Band Name Steals “Signature Gag Puke Noise”

From the editor, sandwich week

Smell Nebraska Introduces Sandwich Week!

You read it. Welcome to Smell Nebraska's first annual Sandwich Week! Wikipedia describes a sandwich as "a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type."… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Introduces Sandwich Week!

music, political correctness

Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson

Lincoln NE (SN) - Star city four piece rock outfit Bogusman achieved ultimate political correctness Monday when they announced they will be eliminating the gender bias behind their moniker by changing their band name to Bogusperson. Singer and guitar player Nate Luginbill had this to say: "The music community in Lincoln is finally moving in… Continue reading Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson