Immigration, TRUMP AMERICA

Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

O'Neill NE (SN) - This Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in O'Neill raided a local tomato greenhouse complex, a potato processing facility, and a cattle feedlot. The result was the detaining of dozens of workers, bringing the statewide number up to 133 workers suspected of being in the country illegally. While this week's news sparked… Continue reading Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

crime, huskers, sports n snorts

Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

agriculture, children, Immigration

12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

Grand Island NE (SN) - In a Nation divided over the debate of immigration policy, one Midwestern demographic is standing together against the neighbors to the South: Sixth grade Nebraskan children, working their first ever job as a corn detasseler. Corn is detasseled by removing the immature pollen-producing bodies, the tassel, from the tops of… Continue reading 12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

failed businesses, nostalgia, shopping

38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln's Toys 'R' Us is closing their doors for good this Friday, leaving many adults reflecting and mourning what is being called "the death of the toy store." The store, located at 5220 N. 27th St, is among most remaining stores across the nation to close it's doors after Toys 'R' Us… Continue reading 38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up

Immigration, politics, TLDRsdays

Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

Smell Nebraska is Broke, TLDRsdays

Smell Nebraska Wants in on This “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

Lincoln NE (SN) - Today marks the seventh annual Give to Lincoln Day, and Smell Nebraska wants to know, where the cash at? Being the most exclusive news source in the Midwest costs a waterfall of Mountain Dew, our writers push the limits of advanced DSL internet technology to conduct extensive research on Wikipedia, and… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Wants in on This “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife