patriotism, white people

Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

Fremont NE (SN) - A patriotic idea turned negative Sunday evening as a Fremont family was shamed over social media for playing with their cellular phones during the National Anthem. The couple, Shane and Dana Walton of Fremont, wanted to prove how American their household was, attempting to take video of their children standing at… Continue reading Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

journalism, kayfabe

SmellNebraska.org Has “The Best” Monday Article

Another day in the grind, and gah! another scorcher. Fortunately all you do at your job anymore is look at Facebook on your PC while staring at every hot girl you have ever met on your phone via Instagram. We know you are trying to be cool and in reality your boss made you do… Continue reading SmellNebraska.org Has “The Best” Monday Article

3 Day Weekends, Supporting Our Troops

Smell Nebraska Tips for a Perfect Memorial Day Weekend

Smell Nebraska here with some super hot tips on an incredible Memorial Day weekend! It sounds like it is going to be a scorcher so get ready to party hearty! Tip #1: Do not leave your house, and certainly don't do any activities of any sort and post about them to your social media. You… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Tips for a Perfect Memorial Day Weekend

new world odor, politics, social media

Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”

Washington D.C. (SN) - On Tuesday, in a congressional hearing lasting for over 5 hours, Senators Deb Fischer (R., Neb), Ben Sasse (R., Neb) and over 40 of their prankster colleagues questioned Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the recent failings of his company. Unbeknownst to the general public, before the hearing began each Senator agreed… Continue reading Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”

featured, politics, social media

Right Wing Whack-job Achieves the Impossible, Gets Entire Anti-Trump Facebook Thread to Switch Parties

Columbus NE (SN) - 37-year-old landscaper and basic training dropout Davey Johnson accomplished the impossible Tuesday night, convincing a tight knit group of regional Facebook friends to reverse their opposition of President Donald J. Trump and the Republican party with a perfect storm of comments and YouTube links. "I had just gotten done dropping my… Continue reading Right Wing Whack-job Achieves the Impossible, Gets Entire Anti-Trump Facebook Thread to Switch Parties

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In-Line, Pass, PPU, Go Fuck Yourself: The Ins and Outs of LinConsign

Lincoln NE (SN) - We have all been there. You are getting really into deviled eggs lately but just don't know how to keep them all organized. What you need is a deviled egg holder, but in these tough times, who can afford such luxuries? If you are thrifty, you can find everything you need… Continue reading In-Line, Pass, PPU, Go Fuck Yourself: The Ins and Outs of LinConsign