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Left Wing Youth Decided Not to Vote, Blue Wave Would Have Meant Less Likes on Their Political Facebook Posts

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the Democratic "Blue Wave" in Nebraska looking more like a blue gas station slushie ignorantly thrown next to a recycle bin outside a vapor cigarette store, the left is pointing the blame to lazy and pompous Millennials in the Midwest. "We are enrolling our youth in these silly arts and… Continue reading Left Wing Youth Decided Not to Vote, Blue Wave Would Have Meant Less Likes on Their Political Facebook Posts

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7000 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is election day in Nebraska, and the >1% of the population that are registered voters are ecstatic, but not as floored as the >1% of THAT number that will actually be voting today. Today they will change the political climate in Nebraska forever. "I've got my cutest outfit on, and… Continue reading 7000 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

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Deb Fischer Mistakenly Believes They Call Her “Blunt” in Washington

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a campaign ad, Senator Deb Fischer proudly proclaims that they call her “blunt” in Washington. A quick survey of her colleagues shows that is not exactly true. “I don’t know about ‘blunt,’ says Senate Minority Leader Chuck Shumer (D-NY). “We call her something very close to that, but not ‘blunt.’… Continue reading Deb Fischer Mistakenly Believes They Call Her “Blunt” in Washington

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Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer

Omaha NE (SN) - The Reptilians, a sect of lizard people living among us, have officially endorsed Taylor Royal (R) for Nebraska State Treasurer. The Reptilian spokesthing, Glabnar Svvvevyn, issued a statement on Thursday afternoon. “We feel that Taylor Royal is the best human for the job of Nebraska State Treasurer,” said Svvvevyn. “He is… Continue reading Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer