covid-19, education, U.S. History

Yeah so Ben Sasse Is Doin’ Okay

Lincoln NE (SN) - Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse gave a graduation commencement speech on Saturday, confirming that even our elected officials are drunk, unhinged, and frankly not interesting at all anymore due to the stress of Covid-19. In eight painful minutes, the Senator thanked China for parent teachers, deemed high school education as unnecessary, and… Continue reading Yeah so Ben Sasse Is Doin’ Okay

a-parently, education, smell the kids

Lincoln Parent to Take First Day of LPS Off of Work, Only Human to Ever Work Job and Raise Child at the Same Time Deserves a Break

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln Public Schools are kicking off their school year Monday, and with children pointing their heads deep into their schoolwork and their parents adding sack lunches and morning drop-offs to their daily grind, one mother deserves a "me day." "I've been dealing with my Jonathan all summer" said Lincoln mother Brenda… Continue reading Lincoln Parent to Take First Day of LPS Off of Work, Only Human to Ever Work Job and Raise Child at the Same Time Deserves a Break

education, smell the kids, TLDRsdays

Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo

Lincoln NE (SN) - Living in a time of social media cliches, Lincoln parent Graham Schmidt is always looking for a way to stand out on Instagram and Facebook. "You know, I came up with the idea in the shower on Monday morning," the father and Nelnet employee told Smell Nebraska. "My kiddo is having… Continue reading Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo

school lunches, smell the kids

Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again

Beatrice NE (SN) - A Beatrice elementary school is in a stockpot of hot water Friday as news broke of the school cafeteria serving a non-vegan, non-gluten-free chili to their students. This news comes just days after the discovery that a junior/senior high school in the Panhandle had served a kangaroo meat chili earlier this… Continue reading Nebraska School Served Non-Vegan, Non-Gluten-Free Meat in Chili; Yoga Teacher Superintendent Says It Won’t Happen Again

clear liquor, the catholic church

Barton or McCormick Vodka? Pius X Freshmen Decide Who’s Supreme

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Pius X Catholic High School freshmen are already neck deep in homework and Hail Mary's. What better way to recharge their batteries over the school year than binge drinking the cheapest vodka money can buy. Smell Nebraska reporters attended a rich kid black out party to get the scoop. "Swag… Continue reading Barton or McCormick Vodka? Pius X Freshmen Decide Who’s Supreme