Lincoln NE (SN) - With some going as far as to say it is a "holiday miracle," a 19 year-old Ramos Pizza delivery driver is claiming to have completed a delivery late Saturday night to a recipient who was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. "They tipped and everything" said Paul Fink,… Continue reading Ramos Pizza Delivery Driver Claims to have Delivered Pizza to Sober Person
Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant
Lincoln NE (SN) - Hobby Lobby will be opening a second Lincoln location by the end of the summer, replacing current tenant Valentino's pizza in the UNL Student Union food court on campus. The craft store announcement comes just days after news of Chick-fil-A and Steak 'n Shake franchises opening in the space currently owned by… Continue reading Valentino’s to Lose Spot at UNL Union for Hobby Lobby
Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln fast food chain Amigos has unwittingly opened up a portal to the underworld with the release of its newest menu item, the crisp crab rangoon burrito. The 70-foot diameter pathway opened unexpectedly overnight and completely swallowed up the Arby’s restaurant next door. “This ungodly food abomination has had the unforeseen… Continue reading Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito
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