Lincoln NE (SN) - Heavy snowfall rocked Lincoln Wednesday morning, blanketing roads and thwarting fond memories of last weekend’s beautiful weather. The overnight dusting affected morning commutes so significantly that Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts had no choice but to offer his religious support. “I have announced that today, February 5th, 2020, be a statewide day… Continue reading Ricketts Announces Wednesday a “Statewide Day of Prayer” That Anyone Makes It to Work on Time
Lincoln NE (SN) - Heavy blizzard conditions swept the Star City over the weekend, bringing intense cold temperatures, and rendering hundreds of frozen roads unsafe to navigate. Perhaps even more extreme was the shifting of right wing Lincolnites' opinions regarding the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Federal Agency; as a sea of "Abolish I.C.E." posts… Continue reading Conservative Lincolnites Finally Agree; Fuck I.C.E.
Lincoln NE (SN) - Ice hazards have almost entirely melted from the roads of Lincoln due to sightly higher temperatures, yet daily commutes are still being delayed. While some experts are blaming the increase of cars on the roads due to holiday shopping, Smell Nebraska's traffic team has reached an alternative conclusion: People from Nebraska… Continue reading Lincoln Drivers Perfect Right-Hand Turn by Easing Ever So Slightly Into the Lane on Their Left
Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln road workers have been busy on many of the city's major arteries of commute for months, resulting in a slew of complaints about slow traffic, and Lincoln city officials wondering if the progress should stay permanent to avoid backlash. "I guess their reasoning is, if it stays shitty forever, it… Continue reading Entirety of 27th Street Lincoln to Be Reduced to a Single Lane Construction Zone Forever
Lincoln NE (SN) - Former Lancaster county treasurer Andy Stebbing is set to open “Crazy Andy’s” used car sales at 23rd and P. With his days in politics now behind him, Stebbing is excited to begin the next chapter in his life. “What is it going to take to get you in one of these… Continue reading Former Lancaster County Treasurer Andy Stebbing Set To Open “Crazy Andy’s” Used Car Lot
Lincoln NE (SN) - It was another warm weekend in the Star City, and as the sun melted over folks that had errands to run, South Lincoln resident Beverly Deschner is ecstatic about what she is referring to as "the best Sunday drive of her life." Deschner, 68, reached out to Smell Nebraska via Twitter… Continue reading Lincoln Driver Claims to Have Completed Southbound Length of Antelope Valley Parkway Without Hitting Every Red Light