Lincoln NE (SN) - A father/son outing turned tragic Thursday evening as 11 year old Timmy Hauser was flown by helicopter from Valentino's Buffet to the Bryan LGH West Child ICU in a now confirmed overdose of buttermilk ranch dressing. "One minute we were cracking jokes over our twenty first slices of pizza, the next… Continue reading 11 Year Old Boy Airlifted from Valentino’s Buffet in Apparent Buttermilk Ranch Overdose
Atlanta GA (SN) - Less than 24 hours after the Center of Disease Control and Prevention announced a multi-state outbreak of E. coli producing romaine lettuce, scientists have discovered that the only real sickness was some politically induced family drama. "I'll tell you what makes me sick at the dinner table" said disgruntled CDC investigator… Continue reading CDC Romaine Lettuce Warning Revealed as Ploy to Keep Vegan Socialist Granddaughter from Family Thanksgiving
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