Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant
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