politics, poop

Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer

Lincoln NE (SN) - It seems that Senator Deb Fischer (R-NE) has been making some shitty decisions lately, including public defecation. Fischer was identified by LPD a little over two weeks after the Eastridge Pool in Lincoln shared some surveillance footage of the notorious "pool pooper" on their Facebook page. "We are happy the mystery… Continue reading Eastridge Pool Pooper Revealed to be Senator Deb Fischer

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Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”

Washington D.C. (SN) - On Tuesday, in a congressional hearing lasting for over 5 hours, Senators Deb Fischer (R., Neb), Ben Sasse (R., Neb) and over 40 of their prankster colleagues questioned Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg about the recent failings of his company. Unbeknownst to the general public, before the hearing began each Senator agreed… Continue reading Senator Deb Fischer Wins the Senate’s Straight Face Contest, “Who Can Ask The Dumbest Facebook Question Without Cracking Up?”