Tag: cold weather

weather alerts, witch craft

Lincoln Witch Announces Monday’s Lows Colder Than Either of Her Tits Have Ever Been

Smell Nebraska

Lincoln NE (SN) - A legendary resident of Lancaster County that more than dabbles in witchcraft shocked meteorologists Monday when she revealed decades of data proving that Monday's lows were going to be colder than "both of her tits." "...and I'm not even talking about wind chill. I'm talking about the regular number," she told… Continue reading Lincoln Witch Announces Monday’s Lows Colder Than Either of Her Tits Have Ever Been

food & dining, pizza week

Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza

Smell Nebraska

This week my quest for the ultimate slice led me to Papa Murphy's Take 'N' Bake Pizza at 4500 S 70th St. Unfortunately I hit a snag pretty early in the evening as my shitty rear wheel drive Mustang got stuck on the residential road just a block from my mom's due to extreme ice… Continue reading Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza