cold brews, family values

Loving Father Forced Into Brewing Beer By Loving Family

Lincoln NE (SN) - Faced with the prospect of spending another night on the couch watching NCIS with his lovely and devoted wife Brenda, Lincoln resident Zach Bronson decided he must immediately start brewing beer in his garage. “I love my family. I really do. I just need some time to myself and I figure… Continue reading Loving Father Forced Into Brewing Beer By Loving Family

food & dining, huge creeps

New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant

Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant