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Governor Ricketts Orders Prison Yard Shankings for Death Row Inmates

Lincoln NE (SN) - Frustrated with his inability to kill death row inmates with illegally imported drugs, Governor Pete Ricketts has ordered ‘accidental’ prison yard shankings to mete out death penalty sentences. “My administration has tried everything to kill off these guys, but thanks to Federal laws we are not allowed to use humane drugs… Continue reading Governor Ricketts Orders Prison Yard Shankings for Death Row Inmates