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Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln fast food chain Amigos has unwittingly opened up a portal to the underworld with the release of its newest menu item, the crisp crab rangoon burrito. The 70-foot diameter pathway opened unexpectedly overnight and completely swallowed up the Arby’s restaurant next door. “This ungodly food abomination has had the unforeseen… Continue reading Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito