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Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything

Lincoln NE (SN) - The first signs of spring have sprung, and Lincolnites everywhere rejoice that they can finally stop complaining about everything. “It’s been a long, hard winter for sure,” says fed up Lincoln resident Barry Tatum. “I sure am worn out, but they should have got those snowplows out sooner during that big… Continue reading Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything

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Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month

Lincoln NE (SN) - Like the German blitzkreig of World War II, Allo’s forces continue to sweep across Lincoln yards, digging holes and ruining flowerbeds all over town. Everyday, new holes are dug to lay high-tech fiber optic cable, everyday some old lady’s yard gets chewed up a little bit. So far nothing has seemed… Continue reading Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month