Slow Nuesday, sports n snorts

16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

Lincoln NE (SN) - As thousands of Nebraska college football fans are still taking their anger towards mother nature to social media after lightning and thunderstorms cancelled Saturday's season opener against Akron, sixteen Husker fans still stand in their assigned seats. "We will not give up on our team this year. Not with Scott Frost… Continue reading 16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

A Penny For Your Snoughts

Mr. Nose It All Presents: 3 Hot Labor Day Tips

Good morning you miserable bastard. How good of Nelnet to give you the day off for Labor day. I heard they only did that for you! You better get on social media if you haven't already to tout your well deserved three day weekend. I'm here to give you some pointers on how to get… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: 3 Hot Labor Day Tips

candy, the homeless

Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

McClean, VA (SN) - The homeless population in downtown Lincoln is seeing the light of the end of the tunnel in regards to Summer heat indexes, and what cooler news than finding out a few of their own are being flown all expenses to McClean, VA to accept an award. Mars Candy Incorporated has reportedly… Continue reading Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles

food & dining, white people

Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar

This week my quest for the ultimate bite led me to the Old Navy Snack Bar at 2950 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking, as the Old Navy Snack Bar is a part of the SouthPointe Pavillions. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a… Continue reading Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar

huskers, sports n snorts

Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the first game of the Nebraska Cornhusker football season just a week away, Lincoln bartenders are gearing up to make a lot of money while hating every customer they serve. “I love football season,” says Longwell’s bartender Matt Paxton. “I can make enough money to pay all my rent and… Continue reading Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone

horror movies, the paranormal

Cursed VHS from “the Ring” Rumored to be found at Lincoln’s Gameroom

Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been reported that the death-cursed VHS tape featured on the 2002 film "The Ring" that rolls creepy images meshed together with clips of a little girl being thrown into a well to die leaving the viewer with just seven days to live had somehow landed in the expansive VHS… Continue reading Cursed VHS from “the Ring” Rumored to be found at Lincoln’s Gameroom

A Penny For Your Snoughts, student life

Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation

Okay you fresh fish... listen up. My name is Mr. Nose It All and I am here to tell you how shit works around here. If you haven't met me yet you will soon because I mass add people on Instagram every single day like a lowlife Mary Kay cosmetics consultant. First order of business:… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation