crime beat, good for him

Leirion Gifts Key to the City to Parking Garage Freak-Out Guy

Lincoln NE (SN) - The mystery behind Friday morning's reported "parking gate hate" thickened this morning as Mayor Leirion Gaylor Baird announced she was ready to publicly honor the unknown white male. "Whoever you are, please call my office" the Mayor said in a press conference. "The $3,200 in damages is pocket change in contrast… Continue reading Leirion Gifts Key to the City to Parking Garage Freak-Out Guy

Pedophilia, thoughts & prayers

Catholic Dioceses Still Unable to “Find That Dang File”

Omaha NE (SN) - Lawyers for the Lincoln and Omaha Catholic Dioceses of Nebraska continue to push back against 400 subpoenas served up by the Nebraska Attorney General regarding the investigation into 40 years of sexual abuse of minors by clergy and the systematic cover-up. Patrick Flood, the attorney for the Archdiocese of Omaha parishes,… Continue reading Catholic Dioceses Still Unable to “Find That Dang File”

parking, sports n snorts

The Old Mattress Factory Charges a $20 Cover at the Eppley Airfield Gate

Omaha NE (SN) - Expecting a huge turnout for the College World Series, The Old Mattress Factory has set up a cover charge at the Omaha Airport for every person attending the College World Series. “New Cover Policy: If you are attending the College World series there is a $20 cover to enter Omaha.” says… Continue reading The Old Mattress Factory Charges a $20 Cover at the Eppley Airfield Gate

dads, Happy Father's Day

Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch

Lincoln NE (SN) - With Father's Day just days away, spouses and families everywhere are putting their thinking caps on and asking, "How do I give dad the best Father's day ever?" 37 year old mother of three Karen Putnam claims to have "cracked the code" regarding the Sunday she has in store for her… Continue reading Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch

Smell Nebraska is Broke, TLDRsdays

Smell Nebraska Wants in on This Free “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

Lincoln NE (SN) - Today marks the eighth annual Give to Lincoln Day, and Smell Nebraska wants to know, where the cash at? Being the most exclusive news source in the Midwest costs a waterfall of Mountain Dew, our writers push the limits of advanced DSL internet technology to conduct extensive research on Wikipedia, and… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Wants in on This Free “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

mega sales, Supporting Our Troops

Lincoln Mother Honors Fallen Soldiers by Spending $528 at Kohl’s

Lincoln NE (SN) - Memorial Day blessed the capital city with beautiful weather on Monday, allowing residents to remember the selfless, courageous, acts of our brothers and sisters that gave their own lives to defend our country. 47 year old stepmother Gretchen Gullahorn did her part to honor the brave by taking advantage of just… Continue reading Lincoln Mother Honors Fallen Soldiers by Spending $528 at Kohl’s

education, smell the kids, TLDRsdays

Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo

Lincoln NE (SN) - Living in a time of social media cliches, Lincoln parent Graham Schmidt is always looking for a way to stand out on Instagram and Facebook. "You know, I came up with the idea in the shower on Monday morning," the father and Nelnet employee told Smell Nebraska. "My kiddo is having… Continue reading Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo