Lincoln NE (SN) - A legendary resident of Lancaster County that more than dabbles in witchcraft shocked meteorologists Monday when she revealed decades of data proving that Monday's lows were going to be colder than "both of her tits." "...and I'm not even talking about wind chill. I'm talking about the regular number," she told… Continue reading Lincoln Witch Announces Monday’s Lows Colder Than Either of Her Tits Have Ever Been
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