fashion, white people

A Smell Nebraska Special Report: America in Crisis

Omaha NE (SN)- The United States is grappling with one of the worst crises in the history of our nation. It is a crisis that permeates all levels of society. It is a crisis that seemingly can’t be stopped. It is the onesie party epidemic that is now a fixture in every town, city, and… Continue reading A Smell Nebraska Special Report: America in Crisis

video games, white people

Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

Chicago IL (SN) - The developers of the hit fighting series "Mortal Kombat" are no strangers to controversy, and with the eleventh installment of the series hitting stores in April, NetherRealm Studios have unveiled the first of many surprise "unlockable" characters hidden throughout the game. "Yeah that smirking little shit that taunted that Native American… Continue reading Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

patriotism, white people

Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

Fremont NE (SN) - A patriotic idea turned negative Sunday evening as a Fremont family was shamed over social media for playing with their cellular phones during the National Anthem. The couple, Shane and Dana Walton of Fremont, wanted to prove how American their household was, attempting to take video of their children standing at… Continue reading Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

From the editor, white people

Nebraska Changes Tourism Slogan: “Our Football Team Doesn’t Win and Our Governor Looks Like A Human Cock”

Voyaging as far away from either ocean as you can in the United States of America, you may stumble across Nebraska. We are a simple and proud bunch, after all, we live THE GOOD LIFE. We may be as bland as the white mom one-note chili cooked by one-note white Midwestern moms, but our non-spiced… Continue reading Nebraska Changes Tourism Slogan: “Our Football Team Doesn’t Win and Our Governor Looks Like A Human Cock”

real estate, white people

Developers Plant 76 Million Dollar “Magic Beans” on Corner of 9th and O

Lincoln NE (SN) - Early last week the development group working to erect the luxury hotel tower on the corner of 9th and O street announced they would be scrapping the entire project for a "smaller project." Smell Nebraska sat down with John Klimpel of Lincoln Hotel Group to discuss the sudden change of plans.… Continue reading Developers Plant 76 Million Dollar “Magic Beans” on Corner of 9th and O

nostalgia, white people

Scientists Conclude: Every DJ Set Is Now A 90’s Throwback Party

London UK (SN) In a report released by The Institute for Musical Research, scientists have discovered that every DJ set is now a 90’s throwback party. After analyzing the data of DJ events for the last 6 months, the researchers concluded that almost every single one is now billed as a 90’s throwback party, a… Continue reading Scientists Conclude: Every DJ Set Is Now A 90’s Throwback Party

food & dining, white people

Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar

This week my quest for the ultimate bite led me to the Old Navy Snack Bar at 2950 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking, as the Old Navy Snack Bar is a part of the SouthPointe Pavillions. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a… Continue reading Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar