thoughts & prayers, weather

Ricketts Announces Wednesday a “Statewide Day of Prayer” That Anyone Makes It to Work on Time

Lincoln NE (SN) - Heavy snowfall rocked Lincoln Wednesday morning, blanketing roads and thwarting fond memories of last weekend’s beautiful weather. The overnight dusting affected morning commutes so significantly that Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts had no choice but to offer his religious support. “I have announced that today, February 5th, 2020, be a statewide day… Continue reading Ricketts Announces Wednesday a “Statewide Day of Prayer” That Anyone Makes It to Work on Time

smell the kids, weather

LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following National Weather Service meteorologists forcasts that Nebraskans may experience some winter weather conditions during the remaining winter months of 2019, Lincoln Public Schools had no choice but to close until Spring. We sat down with LPS Superintendent Dr. Steve Joel to discuss the chilling decision. "Our hands were tied." Joel… Continue reading LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”

huge creeps, summer, weather

Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather

Lincoln NE (SN) - Summer is in full bloom in Lincoln, and so are the genitals of Lincoln’s perverts. Reports of indecent exposure are up 56% in the last couple weeks, as joggers and floggers flock to the bike paths. With all the extra excitement on the trails, Smell Nebraska has put together some helpful… Continue reading Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather