Lincoln NE (SN) - In other weather related news, Tuesday's historic low temperatures are resulting in free money from Runza, holding true to their "Temperature Tuesday" tradition. Smell Nebraska sat down with manager Chip Welsch outside of his house as he failed to start his car Tuesday morning. "Runza's traditions run deep, and if we… Continue reading Runza Reportedly Handing $46 Cash to Customers on Tuesday
Lincoln NE (SN) - A legendary resident of Lancaster County that more than dabbles in witchcraft shocked meteorologists Monday when she revealed decades of data proving that Monday's lows were going to be colder than "both of her tits." "...and I'm not even talking about wind chill. I'm talking about the regular number," she told… Continue reading Lincoln Witch Announces Monday’s Lows Colder Than Either of Her Tits Have Ever Been
Omaha NE (SN) - Record high temperatures, extreme rainfall, heavy wind, lightning events, and blizzard conditions are all getting their turn in this Nebraska autumn season, leaving meteorologists scratching their heads. "We're just going to start making shit up at this point" admitted Omaha meteorologist Carla Shea-Simonds. "Honestly I don't even have any other options. The… Continue reading Meteorologists Warn There Could Be Weather in Nebraska as Early as This Morning
SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Swass Warning Number 114 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Wed Jul 11 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Extreme humidity conditions for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Wednesday morning and evening from 0920 AM until early September 1150… Continue reading National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”
Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is continuing to max out in Lincoln, bringing record highs inside Haymarket basement armpit and ongoing host of "Blazin' Pianos," Brewskey's Food & Spirits on 201 N 8th street. The self described "part concert, part comedy show, and 100% fun experience" has long since offered the sweatiest, most obnoxious, drunk… Continue reading Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”
SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Juggalo Warning Number 17 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until 1150 PM EDT. *Primary… Continue reading National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches
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