Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln fast food chain Amigos has unwittingly opened up a portal to the underworld with the release of its newest menu item, the crisp crab rangoon burrito. The 70-foot diameter pathway opened unexpectedly overnight and completely swallowed up the Arby’s restaurant next door. “This ungodly food abomination has had the unforeseen… Continue reading Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito
Lincoln NE (SN) - Feminist and social media warrior, Benjamin Barber achieved his ultimate goal Wednesday night when he finally made physical contact with a woman for the first time in his life as he bragged about attending a rally in January. The woman, who requested to remain nameless, contacted SmellNebraska prior to the event… Continue reading Local Man Finally Gets Woman to Touch Him With “PC Feminist Justice Warrior Persona” Ruse
Lincoln NE (SN) - Tuesday night, Pinnacle Bank Arena was the scene as hip-hop-rapper-turned-generic-bubble-gum-pop-diva P!NK entertained a full house. The concert was sold out, but if you were not lucky enough to snag tickets there was still a way to catch the show. Grand Island resident Wendy Nelson recorded the entire concert through her cell… Continue reading Grand Island Woman Records Entire P!NK Concert On Snapchat
Omaha NE (SN) - A young woman’s meme barrage late Monday night has proven to all of her Facebook friends that she is, without a doubt, batshit crazy. Cassidy McLanahan, 24, set upon her computer around 11:34 P.M. and inundated her Facebook friends for about 45 minutes with enough re-shared memes to make certain to all that she… Continue reading Benson Woman’s Meme Barrage Proves She is Batshit Crazy
Smell Nebraska's exclusive coverage of the 90th (wow!) Oscars award show is finally upon us. I couldn't wait to see all of the beautiful celebrities, backstage gossip, and dramatic upsets! Let's just hope they don't totally screw it up like last year, am I right? I had my People Magazine and popcorn ready to go… Continue reading The 2018 Academy Awards: Complete Coverage
Sports ‘n Snorts | Lincoln NE (SN) - The girls state high school basketball tournament is in full swing attracting thousands of basketball fans and dozens of weird creeps. “This and state volleyball are my favorite times of the year,” says Marvin Daniels (age 46). “I really enjoy the competition and the games. Good games.… Continue reading Nebraska’s Weird Creeps Excited for Girls State High School Basketball Because They “Love Sports”
Omaha NE (SN) - On Monday, Omaha’s cocaine dealers gathered together to petition the mayor’s office to enact an ordinance to make the city’s bathrooms darker. “We stand here today to ask mayor for one thing, to make our bathrooms darker again!” says infamous coke dealer Tyrone Harris, know as T-Dawg on the street. “It’s… Continue reading Omaha Cocaine Dealers Petition Mayor’s Office For Darker Bathrooms
Omaha NE (SN) - Another Nebraska journalism giant took to drastic measures last week as the Omaha World-Herald reluctantly announced the elimination of 43 of their positions, including the termination of 24 employees, and a reduction in the total number of published pages to their newspaper. Phil Taylor, World-Herald president, recounted their rocky start to… Continue reading Omaha World-Herald Eliminates 43 Jobs, Threatened by the Rise of Smell Nebraska
Omaha NE (SN) - The National Rifle Association has announced that it will be holding its annual convention at the Von Maur department store in Omaha's Westroads Mall later this year. The location was finalized just days after Nebraska Governor Pete Rickett's invitation to the organization. "We want your convention in Nebraska. Nebraskans love our… Continue reading NRA to Hold Annual Convention at Westroads Mall Von Maur Location
Sports 'n Snorts | Lincoln NE (SN) - A possible trip to the NCAA tournament has got a lot people talking about the Nebraska basketball team this year. The players off the court are getting people to talk as well, but not for their basketball skills. The Husker bench has been a fan favorite all year… Continue reading Nebraska Basketball Bench Celebrating Great Plays With Shakespeare Plays
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