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Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln fast food chain Amigos has unwittingly opened up a portal to the underworld with the release of its newest menu item, the crisp crab rangoon burrito. The 70-foot diameter pathway opened unexpectedly overnight and completely swallowed up the Arby’s restaurant next door. “This ungodly food abomination has had the unforeseen… Continue reading Amigos Opens Gateway To Hell With New Crisp Crab Rangoon Burrito

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Local Man Finally Gets Woman to Touch Him With “PC Feminist Justice Warrior Persona” Ruse

Lincoln NE (SN) - Feminist and social media warrior, Benjamin Barber achieved his ultimate goal Wednesday night when he finally made physical contact with a woman for the first time in his life as he bragged about attending a rally in January. The woman, who requested to remain nameless, contacted SmellNebraska prior to the event… Continue reading Local Man Finally Gets Woman to Touch Him With “PC Feminist Justice Warrior Persona” Ruse

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Grand Island Woman Records Entire P!NK Concert On Snapchat

Lincoln NE (SN) - Tuesday night, Pinnacle Bank Arena was the scene as hip-hop-rapper-turned-generic-bubble-gum-pop-diva P!NK entertained a full house. The concert was sold out, but if you were not lucky enough to snag tickets there was still a way to catch the show. Grand Island resident Wendy Nelson recorded the entire concert through her cell… Continue reading Grand Island Woman Records Entire P!NK Concert On Snapchat

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Benson Woman’s Meme Barrage Proves She is Batshit Crazy

Omaha NE (SN) - A young woman’s meme barrage late Monday night has proven to all of her Facebook friends that she is, without a doubt, batshit crazy. Cassidy McLanahan, 24, set upon her computer around 11:34 P.M. and inundated her Facebook friends for about 45 minutes with enough re-shared memes to make certain to all that she… Continue reading Benson Woman’s Meme Barrage Proves She is Batshit Crazy

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The 2018 Academy Awards: Complete Coverage

Smell Nebraska's exclusive coverage of the 90th (wow!) Oscars award show is finally upon us. I couldn't wait to see all of the beautiful celebrities, backstage gossip, and dramatic upsets! Let's just hope they don't totally screw it up like last year, am I right? I had my People Magazine and popcorn ready to go… Continue reading The 2018 Academy Awards: Complete Coverage

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Nebraska’s Weird Creeps Excited for Girls State High School Basketball Because They “Love Sports”

Sports ‘n Snorts | Lincoln NE (SN) - The girls state high school basketball tournament is in full swing attracting thousands of basketball fans and dozens of weird creeps. “This and state volleyball are my favorite times of the year,” says Marvin Daniels (age 46). “I really enjoy the competition and the games. Good games.… Continue reading Nebraska’s Weird Creeps Excited for Girls State High School Basketball Because They “Love Sports”

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The Grass Is Greener: 4 Serial Murderers Friendlier Than the Staff at O’Rourke’s

Lincoln NE (SN) - Richard Ramirez was a rapist and a murderer who terrorized southern California in the 1980’s. Known as “The Night Stalker,” his crimes where exceptionally brutal and violent. He was most known for his lifeless black eyes and cold dark stare, but that pales in comparison with the look you’ll get at… Continue reading The Grass Is Greener: 4 Serial Murderers Friendlier Than the Staff at O’Rourke’s