Lincoln NE (SN) - Today marks the eighth annual Give to Lincoln Day, and Smell Nebraska wants to know, where the cash at? Being the most exclusive news source in the Midwest costs a waterfall of Mountain Dew, our writers push the limits of advanced DSL internet technology to conduct extensive research on Wikipedia, and… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Wants in on This Free “Give to Lincoln Day” Money
Lincoln NE (SN) - Living in a time of social media cliches, Lincoln parent Graham Schmidt is always looking for a way to stand out on Instagram and Facebook. "You know, I came up with the idea in the shower on Monday morning," the father and Nelnet employee told Smell Nebraska. "My kiddo is having… Continue reading Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo
Lincoln NE (SN) - The first signs of spring have sprung, and Lincolnites everywhere rejoice that they can finally stop complaining about everything. “It’s been a long, hard winter for sure,” says fed up Lincoln resident Barry Tatum. “I sure am worn out, but they should have got those snowplows out sooner during that big… Continue reading Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Lancaster County District Attorney’s office has issued warrants for the arrests of Big Daddy Caleb and The Chargers due to failure to pay child support and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid credit card charges. Big Daddy Caleb is thought to have fathered children in nearly every stop his… Continue reading Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud
Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Fall 2018 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships
Lincoln NE (SN) - Following recent controversy over the longtime tradition of releasing balloons at the first Husker touchdown on game days, concerned students can come to the Union on Thursday to grab a free “Trash Will Never Win” shirt and voice their opinions on the celebrations lasting environmental impacts. “The shirts (provided by the University)… Continue reading UNL to Distribute Shirts to Address Balloon Release Controversy
Smell Nebraska's interns have issued unenforceable food enforcement warnings to: Andy's Express Convenience Store, 2500 Wildcat Drive. Cashier found chatting loudly on flip phone to someone about Stranger Things season 1 as if it hasn't been out for two years, slot to insert "chip" card reader taped over with note saying "no chip" in three year… Continue reading Lancaster County Restaurant Inspections, 8/2/2018
This week my quest for the ultimate shopping mall food court led me to the South Pointe Mall Food Court at 3000 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a half spots. I tried not to let it… Continue reading Food Review: South Pointe Food Court
Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos
Lincoln NE (SN) - In a move to bring in more customers and raise profits, Jake's has decided to serve food in the non-smoking side of the bar and rename that side "Doozy's." "It just seems like a natural fit," says Jake's General Manager Jason Hutchinson. "We looked around and asked ourselves, 'what's the one… Continue reading Jake’s Non-Smoking Wing to Serve Hot Sandwiches, Change Name to Doozy’s
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