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Smell Nebraska Wants in on This Free “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

Lincoln NE (SN) - Today marks the eighth annual Give to Lincoln Day, and Smell Nebraska wants to know, where the cash at? Being the most exclusive news source in the Midwest costs a waterfall of Mountain Dew, our writers push the limits of advanced DSL internet technology to conduct extensive research on Wikipedia, and… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Wants in on This Free “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

education, smell the kids, TLDRsdays

Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo

Lincoln NE (SN) - Living in a time of social media cliches, Lincoln parent Graham Schmidt is always looking for a way to stand out on Instagram and Facebook. "You know, I came up with the idea in the shower on Monday morning," the father and Nelnet employee told Smell Nebraska. "My kiddo is having… Continue reading Lincoln Parent Steps Outside the Box, Posts End of the School Year Photo

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Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything

Lincoln NE (SN) - The first signs of spring have sprung, and Lincolnites everywhere rejoice that they can finally stop complaining about everything. “It’s been a long, hard winter for sure,” says fed up Lincoln resident Barry Tatum. “I sure am worn out, but they should have got those snowplows out sooner during that big… Continue reading Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything

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Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Lancaster County District Attorney’s office has issued warrants for the arrests of Big Daddy Caleb and The Chargers due to failure to pay child support and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid credit card charges. Big Daddy Caleb is thought to have fathered children in nearly every stop his… Continue reading Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud

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Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Fall 2018 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

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UNL to Distribute Shirts to Address Balloon Release Controversy

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following recent controversy over the longtime tradition of releasing balloons at the first Husker touchdown on game days, concerned students can come to the Union on Thursday to grab a free “Trash Will Never Win” shirt and voice their opinions on the celebrations lasting environmental impacts. “The shirts (provided by the University)… Continue reading UNL to Distribute Shirts to Address Balloon Release Controversy

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Lancaster County Restaurant Inspections, 8/2/2018

Smell Nebraska's interns have issued unenforceable food enforcement warnings to: Andy's Express Convenience Store, 2500 Wildcat Drive. Cashier found chatting loudly on flip phone to someone about Stranger Things season 1 as if it hasn't been out for two years, slot to insert "chip" card reader taped over with note saying "no chip" in three year… Continue reading Lancaster County Restaurant Inspections, 8/2/2018