Lincoln NE (SN) - Jacob Campbell sure is running for Lincoln’s south-central District 29. We're not really sure who he is, but South Lincoln residents are well aware that he is indeed running. "I wanted to prove to the people of South Lincoln that I have absolutely no environmental record," Campbell said. "So on day… Continue reading Jacob Campbell for Legislature Really Wants You To Know Jacob Campbell is Running for Legislature
Lincoln NE (SN) - As Lincoln's 2019 primary election comes to an end, the race of mayoral favorites and city council hopefuls culminates with obvious winners and losers. The biggest losers being the 17% that voted yes (or no) to an increase in sales tax for roads repair who now have to read complaints about… Continue reading 235,497 Lincolnites Choose Not to Vote on Whether or Not Their Taxes Will Increase
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Republican Party have announced a petition drive to change Mayor Chris Beutler's name on the ticket, which, if successful, would increase the chances of voters voting for anyone else on the ballot. Beutler's campaign, with united support from Nebraska Democrats, had previously announced he is indeed seeking re-election in… Continue reading Republicans Unveil Petition to Change Mayor Beutler’s Name on Ballot to “Mr. Snowtard”
Lincoln NE (SN) - With the primary election out of the way, Nebraskans may once again shed their political passions and return to bitching about just about everything else on the internet. The campaigns are on the wayside for now, but the campaign yard signs will remain. An agreement was made on both sides of… Continue reading Nebraska Politicians to Just Leave Signs in People’s Yards for Next Election
Lincoln NE (SN) - Sean Flowerday, Democratic candidate for the District 1 County Commissioner seat, held a press conference Monday morning promising to end his negative campaign ads as Tuesday's state primary election approaches. "I've had a lot of comments from concerned constituents regarding my negative ads and promotional photos, namely my intimidating, soul-less glare."… Continue reading Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary
Omaha NE (SN) - The Reptilians, a sect of lizard people living among us, have officially endorsed Taylor Royal (R) for Nebraska State Treasurer. The Reptilian spokesthing, Glabnar Svvvevyn, issued a statement on Thursday afternoon. “We feel that Taylor Royal is the best human for the job of Nebraska State Treasurer,” said Svvvevyn. “He is… Continue reading Reptilians Officially Endorse Taylor Royal for Nebraska State Treasurer
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