halloween, Slow Nuesday

Vala’s, Roca Berry Farm Pumpkin Patches Compete for Most Expensive Fried Dough

Gretna NE (SN) - Halloween is almost upon us in the "Not For Everyone" state, and nothing is getting spookier than the dwindling bank accounts of Nebraskan parents, swindled into debt tombs at the state's local pumpkin patch attractions. "You know what's scary? Paying $45 dollars for me and my children to stand in line… Continue reading Vala’s, Roca Berry Farm Pumpkin Patches Compete for Most Expensive Fried Dough

health, netflix, Slow Nuesday

CDC Reports Outbreak of Nebraskans Missing 2 Days of Work to Binge Watch New Season of “Making a Murderer”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Businesses across the country are doubling up on hand sanitizer as an influx of employees are coming down with the "Netflix and chills" following the entertainment streamer's sudden release of the entire second season of the crime docuseries "Making a Murder." "It hit me, like, out of the blue" said Nelnet… Continue reading CDC Reports Outbreak of Nebraskans Missing 2 Days of Work to Binge Watch New Season of “Making a Murderer”

From the editor, Slow Nuesday

Complete Idiots Think Our Articles Are Real – Here’s How You Can Help

Did you know that every time you "Like" one of our Instagram photos, Facebook posts, or Twitter Tweets, a loving warmth rushes over our the editorial staff? Suddenly all of their hard work wasn't for nothing, and the post-lunch slump of their shift at Nelnet is just a little less shitty as fuck. Did you… Continue reading Complete Idiots Think Our Articles Are Real – Here’s How You Can Help

downtown lincoln, Slow Nuesday

Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

Lincoln NE (SN) - 9th street sports bar and fraternity brother hub Barry's Bar & Grill is well on its path to their "keep it a hunnitt®" tavern violation goal for the year, holding an impressive 98 tavern violations coming into the arrival of Fall 2018 later this week. "I remember a few years back… Continue reading Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

Slow Nuesday, sports n snorts

16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

Lincoln NE (SN) - As thousands of Nebraska college football fans are still taking their anger towards mother nature to social media after lightning and thunderstorms cancelled Saturday's season opener against Akron, sixteen Husker fans still stand in their assigned seats. "We will not give up on our team this year. Not with Scott Frost… Continue reading 16 Memorial Stadium Attendees Still Holding out for Husker/Akron Kickoff

Slow Nuesday, sports n snorts

Twitter’s @FauxPelini to Become @NottFrost Ahead of New Husker Season

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Huskers "Frost Warning" is spreading across the state with the upcoming season of football approaches, leading hundreds of sports heads and online personalities asking, "how do I get my piece of the HYPE?" Infamous Twitter handle @FauxPelini is no exception. Since the Twitter moniker belongs to a fellow high school… Continue reading Twitter’s @FauxPelini to Become @NottFrost Ahead of New Husker Season

reproduction, Slow Nuesday

Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party

Lincoln NE (SN) - Believing that he was just stopping by for an ordinary dinner with his girlfriend’s parents, 25 year-old Scott Walton was surprised to find out he was at a gender reveal party to find out the sex of his own child, of which, up to this moment, he did not know existed.… Continue reading Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party