executions, politics

Governor Pete Ricketts Finally Completes His Life’s Work of Killing a Death Row Inmate Just Days Before His 54th Birthday

Lincoln NE (SN) - The stars have aligned, and Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts will finally fulfill a campaign promise, executing a death row inmate, and just days shy of his 54th birthday on Sunday, August 19th. An aide reported the Governor is "obviously, very excited." "Unless some bull-shit red tape of an appeal spawns out… Continue reading Governor Pete Ricketts Finally Completes His Life’s Work of Killing a Death Row Inmate Just Days Before His 54th Birthday

politics, Sniff The Vote

Republicans Unveil Petition to Change Mayor Beutler’s Name on Ballot to “Mr. Snowtard”

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Republican Party have announced a petition drive to change Mayor Chris Beutler's name on the ticket, which, if successful, would increase the chances of voters voting for anyone else on the ballot. Beutler's campaign, with united support from Nebraska Democrats, had previously announced he is indeed seeking re-election in… Continue reading Republicans Unveil Petition to Change Mayor Beutler’s Name on Ballot to “Mr. Snowtard”

Immigration, politics, TLDRsdays

Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

politics, television

ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following a tough week for ABC, the broadcast television network is shifting their attention towards a "sure thing." The television conglomerate was quick to cancel the critically acclaimed reboot of "Roseanne" after the star, Roseanne Barr, referred to an aide to former President Obama as "the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood… Continue reading ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

mass shootings in the usa, politics

Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 10 Dead Texan Children Come Back To Life

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a statement over the weekend, Governor Pete Ricketts offered thoughts and prayers to the victims in Friday's school shooting in Sante Fe Texas. “I send our thoughts and prayers to all those impacted by this senseless shooting, and we will also raise our flags to half staff because that makes… Continue reading Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 10 Dead Texan Children Come Back To Life

politics, Sniff The Vote

Nebraska Politicians to Just Leave Signs in People’s Yards for Next Election

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the primary election out of the way, Nebraskans may once again shed their political passions and return to bitching about just about everything else on the internet. The campaigns are on the wayside for now, but the campaign yard signs will remain. An agreement was made on both sides of… Continue reading Nebraska Politicians to Just Leave Signs in People’s Yards for Next Election