Immigration, politics, TLDRsdays

Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

politics, television

ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following a tough week for ABC, the broadcast television network is shifting their attention towards a "sure thing." The television conglomerate was quick to cancel the critically acclaimed reboot of "Roseanne" after the star, Roseanne Barr, referred to an aide to former President Obama as "the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood… Continue reading ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

mass shootings in the usa, politics

Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 10 Dead Texan Children Come Back To Life

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a statement over the weekend, Governor Pete Ricketts offered thoughts and prayers to the victims in Friday's school shooting in Sante Fe Texas. “I send our thoughts and prayers to all those impacted by this senseless shooting, and we will also raise our flags to half staff because that makes… Continue reading Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 10 Dead Texan Children Come Back To Life

politics, Sniff The Vote

Nebraska Politicians to Just Leave Signs in People’s Yards for Next Election

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the primary election out of the way, Nebraskans may once again shed their political passions and return to bitching about just about everything else on the internet. The campaigns are on the wayside for now, but the campaign yard signs will remain. An agreement was made on both sides of… Continue reading Nebraska Politicians to Just Leave Signs in People’s Yards for Next Election

politics, Sniff The Vote

700 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is primary election day in Nebraska, and the >1% of the population that are registered voters are ecstatic, but not as floored as the >1% of THAT number that will actually be voting today. Today they will change the political climate in Nebraska forever. "I've got my cutest outfit on,… Continue reading 700 Nebraskans Instagram Their “I Voted” Sticker Today to Prove They Are Better Than You

politics, Sniff The Vote

Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary

Lincoln NE (SN) - Sean Flowerday, Democratic candidate for the District 1 County Commissioner seat, held a press conference Monday morning promising to end his negative campaign ads as Tuesday's state primary election approaches. "I've had a lot of comments from concerned constituents regarding my negative ads and promotional photos, namely my intimidating, soul-less glare."… Continue reading Sean Flowerday Promises to Take Campaign Photos of Him Smiling If He Wins Tuesday’s Primary