music, sweaty drunk people, zoos

“Zoo-Fest” and “Brews at the Zoo” Compete to Host Most Miserably Sweaty, Drunk, Weekend Event with the Word “Zoo” in It

Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is at a constant 88% in the star city. Leaving a majority committed to staying indoors until September, but when the legendary Zoo Bar hosts their annual "Zoo-Fest" at the exact same weekend as the Lincoln Children's Zoo's 21+ "Brew at the Zoo" rager, Lincolnites are forced to ask the… Continue reading “Zoo-Fest” and “Brews at the Zoo” Compete to Host Most Miserably Sweaty, Drunk, Weekend Event with the Word “Zoo” in It

music, Technology

Dream Pro Recording to Compete with MacBook Pro, Garageband, Offering Mid-Session Memes, Porn

Lincoln NE (SN) - In an age of "skies the limit" technology battling head-to-head with "Hey listen to this song on this miniature, mono, speaker on a telephone" social norms, music studios have been forced to adapt. We spoke with Dream Pro Recording's Sean Joyce about their new sessions. "For some time, I have offered… Continue reading Dream Pro Recording to Compete with MacBook Pro, Garageband, Offering Mid-Session Memes, Porn

dead "celebrities", music

XXXtentacion’s Untimely Death Makes Him the 3rd Greatest Rapper of All Time

Miami FL (SN) - The untimely murder of rap artist XXXtentacion, (real name Jahseh Onfroy, 20) has vaulted him from relative obscurity into the echelon of the top 3 rappers that have ever lived. His daytime assassination was just what his career needed to get going after it was slowed by pesky criminal charges of… Continue reading XXXtentacion’s Untimely Death Makes Him the 3rd Greatest Rapper of All Time

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

huge creeps, music, weather alerts

National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Juggalo Warning Number 17 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until 1150 PM EDT. *Primary… Continue reading National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

celebrities, music

Jackass’ Steve-O Snubs Band Blét, Says Band Name Steals “Signature Gag Puke Noise”

Lincoln NE (SN) - An otherwise successful album release show at Duffy's was temporarily derailed Saturday when actor and stunt performer Stephen Gilchrist Glover, better known by his stage name Steve-O, stormed on stage and had a melt down. Yanking a microphone off of a mic stand and blocking supporting act Sleep Sinatra from beginning their set,… Continue reading Jackass’ Steve-O Snubs Band Blét, Says Band Name Steals “Signature Gag Puke Noise”

music, political correctness

Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson

Lincoln NE (SN) - Star city four piece rock outfit Bogusman achieved ultimate political correctness Monday when they announced they will be eliminating the gender bias behind their moniker by changing their band name to Bogusperson. Singer and guitar player Nate Luginbill had this to say: "The music community in Lincoln is finally moving in… Continue reading Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson