Lincoln NE (SN) - Heavy blizzard conditions swept the Star City over the weekend, bringing intense cold temperatures, and rendering hundreds of frozen roads unsafe to navigate. Perhaps even more extreme was the shifting of right wing Lincolnites' opinions regarding the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Federal Agency; as a sea of "Abolish I.C.E." posts… Continue reading Conservative Lincolnites Finally Agree; Fuck I.C.E.
O'Neill NE (SN) - This Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in O'Neill raided a local tomato greenhouse complex, a potato processing facility, and a cattle feedlot. The result was the detaining of dozens of workers, bringing the statewide number up to 133 workers suspected of being in the country illegally. While this week's news sparked… Continue reading Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage
Grand Island NE (SN) - In a Nation divided over the debate of immigration policy, one Midwestern demographic is standing together against the neighbors to the South: Sixth grade Nebraskan children, working their first ever job as a corn detasseler. Corn is detasseled by removing the immature pollen-producing bodies, the tassel, from the tops of… Continue reading 12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border
Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos