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Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the first game of the Nebraska Cornhusker football season just a week away, Lincoln bartenders are gearing up to make a lot of money while hating every customer they serve. “I love football season,” says Longwell’s bartender Matt Paxton. “I can make enough money to pay all my rent and… Continue reading Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone

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Sword-Wielding Naked Man Arrested, Revealed to Be Husker QB Noah Vedral

Lincoln NE (SN) - Less than 24 hours after a man wielding a sword and exposing himself to another man was chased off with a rifle, Smell Nebraska finally had the opportunity to get site traffic off of the story. Two days in a row, the nude man tapped the driver's side window of a… Continue reading Sword-Wielding Naked Man Arrested, Revealed to Be Husker QB Noah Vedral

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Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley