With the cancellation of college football games for 2020, the Nebraska Football team has secured their first undefeated season since 1997. “This is a win-win for our program,” says head coach Scott Frost. “Not only do we get to go undefeated, but we don’t have to get blown out 48-7 by Ohio State or get… Continue reading Husker Football Secures Their First Undefeated Season Since 1997
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Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone
Lincoln NE (SN) - With the first game of the Nebraska Cornhusker football season just a week away, Lincoln bartenders are gearing up to make a lot of money while hating every customer they serve. “I love football season,” says Longwell’s bartender Matt Paxton. “I can make enough money to pay all my rent and… Continue reading Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone
Sword-Wielding Naked Man Arrested, Revealed to Be Husker QB Noah Vedral
Lincoln NE (SN) - Less than 24 hours after a man wielding a sword and exposing himself to another man was chased off with a rifle, Smell Nebraska finally had the opportunity to get site traffic off of the story. Two days in a row, the nude man tapped the driver's side window of a… Continue reading Sword-Wielding Naked Man Arrested, Revealed to Be Husker QB Noah Vedral
Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley
Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley