huge creeps, summer, weather

Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather

Lincoln NE (SN) - Summer is in full bloom in Lincoln, and so are the genitals of Lincoln’s perverts. Reports of indecent exposure are up 56% in the last couple weeks, as joggers and floggers flock to the bike paths. With all the extra excitement on the trails, Smell Nebraska has put together some helpful… Continue reading Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather

huge creeps, music, weather alerts

National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Juggalo Warning Number 17 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until 1150 PM EDT. *Primary… Continue reading National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

food & dining, huge creeps

New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant

Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant