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National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Juggalo Warning Number 17 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until 1150 PM EDT. *Primary… Continue reading National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

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New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant

Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant