My loyal subscribers. How have you been? It's been a while! Wait, how could you?! Why did you mutter those lyrics to that Staind song after I said that? You are truly terrible. Seriously. That is it for the editor's note. Fuck you. I'm done for today.
You read it. Welcome to Smell Nebraska's first annual Sandwich Week! Wikipedia describes a sandwich as "a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type."… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Introduces Sandwich Week!
Let's face it. Being an adult is not fire emoji. Sure you slip your TOMS slip-ons on one after the other like everyone else, but you're a different kind of grown up, the kind that takes a few Instagrams of your cat before zipping your fixed gear over to Open Harvest on your commute to… Continue reading Opinion: Adulting is Hard When You Use Stupid Fucking Made Up Words Like “Adulting”
So like, yeah… a Smell Nebraska article. I don’t know man, I’m just, I’m just not feeling it right now. I mean it’s funny and stuff sometimes. I don’t understand it all the time, but it’s cool. I don’t know. Fuck it. They’re doing their thing, I’m doing my thing. We are all just people.… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Was Going to Write an Article Today, But, Fuck It
Editor's Note: In the year 1279 A.D., the Mongol Empire stretched from the Pacific Ocean to the edge of the European continent. In just 70 years, the Mongols had managed to dominate almost the entire continent of Asia and the Middle East. They were intelligent, ruthless, and, as the kids say today without irony, savage.… Continue reading Making Scents of it All: Editors Note 4/5/2018