Slow Nuesday, downtown lincoln

Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

Lincoln NE (SN) - 9th street sports bar and fraternity brother hub Barry's Bar & Grill is well on its path to their "keep it a hunnitt®" tavern violation goal for the year, holding an impressive 98 tavern violations coming into the arrival of Fall 2018 later this week. "I remember a few years back… Continue reading Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

GBR, sports n snorts

Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once again for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National Championship game… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

From the editor, TLDRsdays

Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Fall 2018 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Help! I just moved here for college, my new roommate and I got too drunk about a week ago and ended up sleeping together. Should... we talk… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

nostalgia, white people

Scientists Conclude: Every DJ Set Is Now A 90’s Throwback Party

London UK (SN) In a report released by The Institute for Musical Research, scientists have discovered that every DJ set is now a 90’s throwback party. After analyzing the data of DJ events for the last 6 months, the researchers concluded that almost every single one is now billed as a 90’s throwback party, a… Continue reading Scientists Conclude: Every DJ Set Is Now A 90’s Throwback Party

college life, sports n snorts, TLDRsdays

UNL to Distribute Shirts to Address Balloon Release Controversy

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following recent controversy over the longtime tradition of releasing balloons at the first Husker touchdown on game days, concerned students can come to the Union on Thursday to grab a free “Trash Will Never Win” shirt and voice their opinions on the celebrations lasting environmental impacts. “The shirts (provided by the University)… Continue reading UNL to Distribute Shirts to Address Balloon Release Controversy

footwear, social justice

Lincoln Hipsters Restoring Their Tattered Chuck Taylors in Support of Nike, Kaepernick

Lincoln NE (SN) - The debate over Nike's recent ad campaign, featuring anthem-kneeling NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, has created quite a divide Nationwide, resulting in even Lincoln's most obscure downtown hipsters drawing a line in the sand. We followed the fixed gear bicycles to Jake's Cigars on 101 N 14th street to get the sniff. "It may… Continue reading Lincoln Hipsters Restoring Their Tattered Chuck Taylors in Support of Nike, Kaepernick