Lincoln NE (SN) - In other weather related news, Tuesday's historic low temperatures are resulting in free money from Runza, holding true to their "Temperature Tuesday" tradition. Smell Nebraska sat down with manager Chip Welsch outside of his house as he failed to start his car Tuesday morning. "Runza's traditions run deep, and if we… Continue reading Runza Reportedly Handing $46 Cash to Customers on Tuesday
Lincoln NE (SN) - A legendary resident of Lancaster County that more than dabbles in witchcraft shocked meteorologists Monday when she revealed decades of data proving that Monday's lows were going to be colder than "both of her tits." "...and I'm not even talking about wind chill. I'm talking about the regular number," she told… Continue reading Lincoln Witch Announces Monday’s Lows Colder Than Either of Her Tits Have Ever Been
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